Rebecca 0 #1 December 12, 2003 "Sloths can maintain their body temperature much lower than other mammals, ranging from 82 degrees to 90 degrees, Fahrenheit." Just thought you and the other fine folks on this board would like to know. Sorry I couldn't be rectally specific... I'm bored - anyone else wanna know the answer to a completely random question? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #2 December 12, 2003 Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #3 December 12, 2003 Fo' shizzel my brutha. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #4 December 12, 2003 What is the airspeed of an african swallow carrying coconuts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 December 12, 2003 How many coconuts and what direction is he flying? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #6 December 12, 2003 But where would an African Swallow get these coconuts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #7 December 12, 2003 I don't know that........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (see Montey Python's Quest for the Holy Grail) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 December 12, 2003 Quote"Sloths can maintain their body temperature much lower than other mammals, ranging from 82 degrees to 90 degrees, Fahrenheit." But is that referring to their rectal or axilary temperature? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 December 12, 2003 Doesn't matter, African swallows are non-migratory anyway... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #10 December 12, 2003 QuoteBut is that referring to their rectal or axilary temperature? Yeah, like I said, my source wasn't specific - I'd imagine the rectal temp. to be on the high end of the range, though... (which, by the way, tops the list of weird shit I've imagined) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 December 12, 2003 "Rebecca, you look deep in thought. What's on your mind?" "Oh....just pondering the average discrepancy between the rectal and axiliary temperature readings of a sloth." "Ahhh, I'll be going now. Buh-bye." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #12 December 12, 2003 It's notta tummaBottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #13 December 12, 2003 All I can say is.....sweeeeeeeeeeet (in a cartman voice) _________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #14 December 12, 2003 QuoteI don't know that........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (see Montey Python's Quest for the Holy Grail) I know ............ remember the conversation the two guards had??? but where would an african swallow even get coconuts? I mean, could he really fly far enough carrying one? - or something to that effect. But it's just a flesh wound, really! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #15 December 12, 2003 QuoteI don't know that........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (see Montey Python's Quest for the Holy Grail) no its "vwhat is your favorite colour (in a silly accent)... Blue...... I MEAN YELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWW" _________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #16 December 12, 2003 I was thinking of the Old man at the bridge. If you couldn't answer his questions, you die! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #17 December 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteI don't know that........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (see Montey Python's Quest for the Holy Grail) I know ............ remember the conversation the two guards had??? but where would an african swallow even get coconuts? I mean, could he really fly far enough carrying one? - or something to that effect. But it's just a flesh wound, really! Now an african swallow could carry a 1 lb. coconut, oh yes, but they're not migratory!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #18 December 12, 2003 QuoteNow an african swallow could carry a 1 lb. coconut, oh yes, but they're not migratory!! I don't think a swallow could carry a coconut, but perhaps an African swallow could...... LOL!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #19 December 12, 2003 See what you started Rebecca!! you need a spanking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #20 December 12, 2003 QuoteSee what you started Rebecca!! you need a spanking From the same movie.... Yes, then spank me ..and me ...and me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kat69 0 #21 December 12, 2003 Me too!! Read my sig.*********************************************** Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me Then spank me like a bad puppy dog. Ms_Kitty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #22 December 12, 2003 BRIDGEKEEPER: "What is your name?" ARTHUR: "I am Arthur, son of Uther and King of the Britons" BRIDGEKEEPER: "What is your quest?" ARTHUR: "I seek the Holy Grail" BRIDGEKEEPER: "what is the average air speed of a swallow?" ARTHUR: "African or European?" BRIDGEKEEPER: "I don't know...AAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" {is flung from the bridge} "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #23 December 12, 2003 orrrrrr... The film begins. Out of a dense fog trots Arthur, accompanied on two empty coconut halves by his trusty servant, Patsy. They approach a castle. Suddenly a guard appears atop a high rampart. Guard: Halt! Who goes there? Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England! Guard: Who's the other one? Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Guard: What, ridden on a horse? Arthur: Yes. Guard: You're using coconuts! Arthur: What? Guard: You've got two empty 'alves of coconuts and you're bangin' 'em together! Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land. Through the kingdom of Mercia, through... Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts? Arthur: (somewhat taken aback) We found them. Guard: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Arthur: What do you mean? Guard: This is a temperate zone! Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house maarten or the plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, but these are not strangers to our land! Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here! (pause) Guard: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Arthur: Please! Guard: (patiently) Am I right. Arthur: I'm not interested! ( A second guard appears on the rampart. ) G2: It could be carried by an African swallow! G1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point. G2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Arthur: (extremely exasperated) Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot!! (pause) G1: But then of course, African swallows are non-migratory. G2: Oh yeah... (Arthur and Patsy give up and trot away) G1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. G2: Wait a minute! Supposing *two* swallows carried it together! G1: Nooo..... They'd have to have it on a line... G2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! G1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? G2: Well, why not? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #24 December 12, 2003 That's the scene I was referring to!!! I need to watch it again.......gettin' rusty. But none of you could get me on Raising Arizona or Blazing Saddles!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #25 December 12, 2003 QuoteSee what you started Rebecca!! you need a spanking [Brer Rabitt] Oh no! No! Please don't give me a spanking! Anything but that! Please no! [/Brer Rabitt] you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
