Two words: Dirty Sanchez.
2 words too many 
now thats gross. okay well the weirdest thing i've ever done was give a girl a golden shower, but it was her idea, and we were in the shower. and of course, i'm always up for just about anything, so i just let 'er rip. hahaha. it wasnt all that, but still pretty darn weird.
now thats gross. okay well the weirdest thing i've ever done was give a girl a golden shower, but it was her idea, and we were in the shower. and of course, i'm always up for just about anything, so i just let 'er rip. hahaha. it wasnt all that, but still pretty darn weird.
See if you can figure this out: Clown's lips/Clown's smile
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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
turtlespeed 226
Nope
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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
Quotewhile doogie style, grab her hair with one hand, put the other in the air and then yell someone else's name. see how long you can ride her
No, No, No -- the correct phraseology for a good rodeo is "Your sister is better!"
It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
How about the Alaskan Fire Dragon
It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
turtlespeed 226
When I was still dating my ex wife, we got drunk one night and I wanted a little extra flavor for my trip down south.
Anyway, I grabbed the bottle of Peppermint Schnapps . . .little did i know that that would cause a BIT of discomfort. . . . Yeah those were the days.
Anyway, I grabbed the bottle of Peppermint Schnapps . . .little did i know that that would cause a BIT of discomfort. . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
From the ultimate reference guide The Glossary of Perversion
Not to be confused with the Clownface, btw.
QuoteClown Smile - When a man eats out a woman during her period. - Team SST
Not to be confused with the Clownface, btw.
It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
Tailgate 0
QuoteClown Smile -
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I thought that was " Earning your red wings"
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Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss
QuoteFrom the ultimate reference guide The Glossary of Perversion
QuoteClown Smile - When a man eats out a woman during her period. - Team SST
Not to be confused with the Clownface, btw.
Most excellent site Man! Had to bookmark that one! Thanks
am i the only one horrified by this thread?
oh, ha, no wait... look who i'm asking!
nevermind!
keep going!
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oh, ha, no wait... look who i'm asking!
nevermind!
keep going!
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QuoteMost excellent site Man! Had to bookmark that one! Thanks
No problem; that site is always good for a laugh and thanks to reader submissions, there is always something new to find.
It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
Kramer 0
The Cleveland Steamer was always one that I found humorous.
As far as a legitemate answer to your question...I fear at the tender age of 19, I haven't a story to tell...yet.
-Kramer
The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
As far as a legitemate answer to your question...I fear at the tender age of 19, I haven't a story to tell...yet.
-Kramer
The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
***am i the only one horrified by this thread?
No, me too...and I started it - oops
"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
No, me too...and I started it - oops
"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
Yes...very interesting. I don't think I would be too happy if the hubby tries that one
HAHA...yea i dont think you would be...and tell him to lay off the cherry cheesecake too!
"Airborne all the way"
EL Cantador Rodriguez