You might be a redneck

[yardhippie 0]

In defense of my fellow renecks. I tru redneck would never be cought dead throwing toilet seats for horse shoes! Thays go in da out house!
And did anyone else see how many a/c units were stuck outta vehicle windows at rantou? hummm....
AND a respectable redneck would never own and Olds! Geeze.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[Kennedy 0]

Just get stilts like that guy and you don't ahve to add another floor, just raise the first.

and NoShit, happy to oblige.

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[fool 0]

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I have a trailer at the dz. I'm thinking of adding a second floor.

just don't do the same to the outhouse

S.E.X. party #1

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

[happythoughts 0]

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I have a trailer at the dz. I'm thinking of adding a second floor.

just don't do the same to the outhouse

Outhouse? We haven't got that fancy yet. You city types have all the conveniences.

[turtlespeed 226]

. . . if you , Honest to God, think that women are really turned on by animal noises and seductive tounge gestures.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[freeflir29 0]

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think that women are really turned on by animal noises and seductive tounge gestures.

You say that as if there is some doubt as to the absolute truth in this statement.

[bshl 0]

I'll try to grab the picture I took and scan it but in the meantime, here's an honest-to-goodness one for 'ya.

We went to Winslow, AZ, at Thanksgiving. We were driving around when I started laughing my butt off and did a U-turn right in the middle of the intersection so I could go back and get a picture of this bonafide redneck's house. This guy had a sturdy swingset for his kids made of thick metal pipe straddling his driveway. That's no big deal but...

The dude threw the swings over the sides and used the sucker as an engine hoist for his truck! That was a classic...

Blue skies and happy landings!

[turtlespeed 226]

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think that women are really turned on by animal noises and seductive tounge gestures.

You say that as if there is some doubt as to the absolute truth in this statement.

Women and sheep are different.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[n2skdvn 0]

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Women and sheep are different.

not to clay

and with the sheep he gets to use his velcro gloves

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[turtlespeed 226]

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Women and sheep are different.

not to clay

and with the sheep he gets to use his velcro gloves

Hmmm, so does that mean the new knee high boots I got him ar no good anymore?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[goose491 0]

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. . . if you , Honest to God, think that women are really turned on by animal noises and seductive tounge gestures.

If you, have ever mowed you lawn... and found a car!

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!