kansasskydiver 0 #1 December 16, 2003 I went into the doctor for a check up etc for our trip to the amazon. Nurse asked me to take off my shoes and step up on the scale. She asked me how much I thought I weighed, in which I replied "250 out the door" and never even thought twice about it. She looks at me and goes, you've lost a lot of weight Chris congrats! You're down to 220lbs lol it wasn't till then that I realized what I had told her lol<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 December 16, 2003 HAHAHAHAHA __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #3 December 16, 2003 That's pretty good. The other day I was telling someone about something I found on the floor when I "exited" the elevator. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #5 December 16, 2003 LoL...that's great!!! Last week I was raising my hand in class and grabbing for a PC with my right hand...now that must have looked odd...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #6 December 16, 2003 Reminds me of the time I waited a long time, tired, first in line at the terminal in St. Louis to try and get in one of the legroom rows - the emergency exit rows on the wing. Guy arrives behind the counter and while he's getting me the seat, he remembers to ask "you're in good physical shape, for the door requirements, right?" And I'm beat so I just say "Oh, yeah, I open airplane doors and jump out all the time." Poor guy, but he handled it well. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #7 December 16, 2003 LMAO oh geez that's great! I went bungy jumping and tried to pull. It woulda been a good base jump too<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #8 December 16, 2003 LMAO!!! Dude, that too funny!! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #9 December 16, 2003 Haha, very good 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #10 December 16, 2003 QuoteReminds me of the time I waited a long time, tired, first in line at the terminal in St. Louis to try and get in one of the legroom rows - the emergency exit rows on the wing. Guy arrives behind the counter and while he's getting me the seat, he remembers to ask "you're in good physical shape, for the door requirements, right?" And I'm beat so I just say "Oh, yeah, I open airplane doors and jump out all the time." Poor guy, but he handled it well. He he.. I had a similar experience, two old people asked me why I brought my parachute on the airplane. I told I was scared, because out of the 200 times I had been on an airplane, I only landed it 3 times... Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airborne03 0 #11 December 16, 2003 QuoteHe he.. I had a similar experience, two old people asked me why I brought my parachute on the airplane. I told I was scared, because out of the 200 times I had been on an airplane, I only landed it 3 times... Iwan you know how to scare a plane full of skydivers? have them land in the plane! "Airborne all the way" EL Cantador Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #12 December 16, 2003 Quote you know how to scare a plane full of skydivers? have them land in the plane! No shit...traffic control sent us down once this saturday. Next time it happens above 1500', I'm getting out no matter where. Our pilot did what could be described as a low (as in 'stare at the ground 50' from the wingtip' low) carving 180° to final, took the plane up a bit, cut back on the throttle so we all got a bit "floaty" for a moment and then brought us down hard enough for the plane to bounce. Scariest ride I ever had! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #13 December 16, 2003 we had a rotten landing on a flight to hawaii... the poor flight attendant had just about had it. we could tell when she made the announcement "please remain seated with your safety belts fastened as Captain Kangaroo BOUNCES our way to the terminal." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 December 17, 2003 I remember a similar story. Interestingly, it was on the way to Hawaii. The pilot bounced the plane in, and the captain came on as we taxied, saying something to the effect of "the second landing was free!" I remembered it the first time I heard "Two for one" for a tandem reserve ride. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #15 December 17, 2003 QuoteThe pilot bounced the plane in, and the captain came on as we taxied, saying something to the effect of "the second landing was free!" Second? Heck, I've seen our pilot get three, and even four landings with just one takeoff... [edit - but then again, it's also normal for this plane to get three takeoffs with just one takeoff... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
