skygazer 0 #1 December 17, 2003 A Christmas Cookie Recipe (worth your time) 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS _______________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 December 17, 2003 Oh dear, oh dear....where's that Ewok-killer when you need him?? IVAN!! BACK TO YOUR POST!!! GET YER FACE OUTTA THAT BOTTLE AND BACK ON DUTY, MISTER!! Sheesh... and to think I pay taxes to support the police...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #3 December 17, 2003 No...perfect cookie recipe. 1) Give sisters $50 for ingredients. 2) Bring cookies into work and accept praise and thanks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #4 December 17, 2003 I think I may have made these cookies before......Yummmm...cookies...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
