Thank you for flying........

[jumperconway 0]

Thank you for flying.......

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach.

The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final
descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope
you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay".


He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his
conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well,
skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"


"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a
big crap..... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out
for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room
and put it to her big time all night."



Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down
the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess.


Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so
embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the
intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and
down she goes.


The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a shit first."

[McDuck 0]

Was the pilot reprimanded, or have a sexual assault case brought against him? And what's with old people using foul language?

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Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[tunaplanet 0]

heh, it was a joke. heard it before...just a little differently.

Forty-two

[PhillyKev 0]

Yeah...and why is he going to take a crap. Personally, I leave them.

[McDuck 0]

Exactly! If he's going to TAKE one, it had better be someone else's. I only have a few left and the weekend's coming up.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[kelel01 1]

You probably heard the "What I could really use right now is a blow job and a cup of coffee." Stewardess goes running up from the back, and guy yells "Don't forget the coffee!".

It was on Good Will Hunting.
Kelly

[KolibrieLinda 0]

ha

[akarunway 1]

First off. " hope you enjoy your stay in TAMPA BAY". Sounds pretty wet to me. Was he a friend of those NW Airline (FUI) pilots?

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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You probably heard the "What I could really use right now is a blow job and a cup of coffee." Stewardess goes running up from the back, and guy yells "Don't forget the coffee!".

It was on Good Will Hunting.
Kelly

That is where I heard it. Good Fn Movie. In fact I might watch it tonight. "How about those apples?"

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

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First off. " hope you enjoy your stay in TAMPA BAY". Sounds pretty wet to me. Was he a friend of those NW Airline (FUI) pilots?

Are you talking about Tampa Bay or the new stewardess?

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

[akarunway 1]

True story. I flew SW when they first started w/ the cheap flights. From Ohio to Orlando. Plane was late taking off, pilot hauled ass down the taxiway ,whipped the U-turn full throttle and we were in the air. Soon as the seat belt light went off the Capt came walking down the aisle intoducing himself(Captain BOB) and telling everybody to drink up cause the airline needed the money. Me made up some time but were still late arriving in Orlando. He says "welcome to the house of the big mouse" turns so hard and fast at the end of the runway we were all leaning over in our seats. I swear I heard brakes squealing as he pulled up to the terminal. Coolest pilot I ever met. must have been a jump pilot in his spare time

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.