ChasingBlueSky 0 #26 December 17, 2003 How about: Hey Bird - Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin'? . . . Or is it me?_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #27 December 17, 2003 QuoteHow about: Hey Bird - Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin'? . . . Or is it me? Golden Child__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #28 December 17, 2003 Or: Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss centers... on the next town talk_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #29 December 17, 2003 QuoteOr: Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss centers... on the next town talk UHF__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #30 December 17, 2003 Damn Ivan - you know these or are you using google? I thought I was one of the only people that own a copy of UHF_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #31 December 17, 2003 QuoteDamn Ivan - you know these or are you using google? I thought I was one of the only people that own a copy of UHF I own a copy too....... :) Weird Al was the shiznit back in the late 80's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #32 December 17, 2003 I've seen UHF several times...Weird Al man, he's the man __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #33 December 17, 2003 Dude, you're depth of knowledge scares me a little "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigWaveDave 0 #34 December 17, 2003 Anybody know these two? "That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age." And here's a long one: "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. "“If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #35 December 17, 2003 Dazed and Confused. Don't know the second one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #36 December 17, 2003 QuoteDude, you're depth of knowledge scares me a little I have no life...so knowledge like that is easy to acquire __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #37 December 17, 2003 What are you an odds maker? You're going to work everyone through this thing here? Let me tell you something, fucko, if that motherfucker right there don't take that knife away from my friend's neck, I'll use all six shots to make sure you're dead. Now do you believe it? Do you fucking believe it? Or I am Godzilla! You are Japan!!!_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #38 December 17, 2003 Great movie.... Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #39 December 17, 2003 "That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age." Dazed and Confused...an absolute Classic "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #40 December 17, 2003 Caddyshack__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #41 December 17, 2003 Good Will Hunting! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #42 December 17, 2003 QuoteGood Will Hunting! Kelly I've seen that one probably 100+ times. Fabulous movie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigWaveDave 0 #43 December 17, 2003 Another classic... But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!“If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #44 December 17, 2003 QuoteWhat are you an odds maker? You're going to work everyone through this thing here? Let me tell you something, fucko, if that motherfucker right there don't take that knife away from my friend's neck, I'll use all six shots to make sure you're dead. Now do you believe it? Do you fucking believe it? Or I am Godzilla! You are Japan!!! Made__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #45 December 17, 2003 What about........ Go get your fuckin' shinebox! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #46 December 17, 2003 Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time in a screwed up place does not necessarily make you screwed up. Hint: HHH_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #47 December 17, 2003 Animal House? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #48 December 17, 2003 QuoteAnybody know these two? "That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age." And here's a long one: "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. " Caddy Shack? Bill Murry?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #49 December 17, 2003 Goodfellas "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #50 December 17, 2003 QuoteWhat about........ Go get your fuckin' shinebox! Goodfellas__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
