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ChasingBlueSky

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Here's one.......

-Look, I'm through arguing with you, I don't take checks, now slip me some cash and I'll slip you the wiener.
-But I don't have any cash.
-Then I don't have a wiener

And another........

She didn't marry your penis. ...Okay, she didn't marry only your penis.
I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

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A good one for the holidays!

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

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A good one for the holidays!

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!



National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...My FAVORITE holiday movie :D:D

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

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hehe........Mine too!
And yet another.............

I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay?
I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

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hehe........Mine too!
And yet another.............

I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay?[/reply

I can see Ben Stiller saying it but the movie title is slipping me.[:/]


"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

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Another holiday great - How about this one:

"Well I really don't appriciate the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with fucking keys to a fucking car that's not even fucking there. I want a fucking car, right fucking now."

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

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Another holiday great - How about this one:

"Well I really don't appriciate the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with fucking keys to a fucking car that's not even fucking there. I want a fucking car, right fucking now."



Jimmy Stewart in "It's a Wonderful Life"? :D

Kelly

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