dopey criminals

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Two "masterminds" jumped into a police car to make their getaway. Doh!

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Police say the men usually target houses left unoccupied when owners go out to dinner. Officers say the men usually get dropped off, pick out a few houses to hit and then have a rendezvous pickup point for a getaway driver.

The men were arrested after jumping into the police car as an officer responded to a call about a burglary, says NBC2.

Sergeant Robert Maxfield, who was driving the car, said: "They thought this was the getaway vehicle and I was in the right place at the right time."

clicky

[kallend 2,150]

There's no IQ test before you can become a criminal.

Where's Professor Moriarty when you need him?

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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I think he teaches physics now under an assumed name.

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rofl, quality!

Bet they were uttering a few 'doh!'s (or similar) after that one..

'buttplugs? where?' - geno

[mr2mk1g 10]

to turn this story on its head... the criminals actually run towards the police... get in the police car... and are seen red handed... and the police STILL manage to let one of them getaway???

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That's Florida. I grew up in a small town here. Once the police station was broken into.

When my house was broken into, they sent a guy over to do finger prints. I had a full handprint, visible to the eye on the washing machine. The guy pulls out a vial of fingerprint powder (graphite?) and sprinkles it on the machine.

He then trips, spills it into/onto the machine leaving a permanent black stain on the outside. He messed up his ankle in the fall and had to have another car take him to a walk-in clinic. Life in a small town.