jumperconway 0 #1 December 19, 2003 A Mormon Bishop was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Bishop if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 December 19, 2003 LMAO!!! (And I'm a Mormon! Well, sort of.) Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 December 19, 2003 LOL~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #4 December 19, 2003 ROTFLMAO!!!! -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
