weegegirl 2 #26 December 19, 2003 Wow, Vallerina, come to think of it... you and Homer have a LOT in common. See, here's proof: Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead. --Homer Simpson Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? --Homer Simpson Mmmm, forbidden donut. --Homer Simpson Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come. --Homer Simpson This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit. --Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #27 December 19, 2003 QuoteWow, Vallerina, come to think of it... you and Homer have a LOT in common. Most would be insulted, but he is the greatest cartoon character of all time, so that's not so bad! That could be a thread in itself...best simpsons quote.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 December 19, 2003 We had a problem at work getting our offices cleaned. Our VP said that he guaranteed that they were cleaned twice a week. Vacuumed and dusted. We couldn't convince him otherwise. I brought 2 dozen powdered sugar donuts into the office. Left them on his desk for everyone. In no time, his carpet was covered. I waited until the end of the week and commented on "What was the white stuff on his carpet". I said that it couldn't be sugar because they had vacuumed since then. Some discussions on that occurred shortly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #29 December 19, 2003 Phreezone is actually bringing me some donuts out of fear of what I'll be like without them.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #30 December 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteI'm sorry, but if anyone leaves a donut in plain view with noone watching it, that donut becomes fair game. I thought everyone knew this. See!!! That's what I'm talking about!!! There's an unwritten rule that no donut can be "claimed." Donuts are not objects that one person can own. They should be treasured and adored by all. Val, You sound like Homer Simpson...I particularly liked the episode where he fooled with the toaster and warped the world so that it was raining donuts...I can see you now...LoL...Running around catching donuts...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #31 December 19, 2003 QuoteWow, Vallerina, come to think of it... you and Homer have a LOT in common. See, here's proof: Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead. --Homer Simpson Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? --Homer Simpson Mmmm, forbidden donut. --Homer Simpson Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come. --Homer Simpson This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit. --Homer Simpson LOL!! I don't get to watch TV to often, I miss the Simpsons! Thanks, Liz! Val... I really think you should find a way to break into that drawer and take the donut. That way he knows there is no protection!! :D Angela Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 December 19, 2003 QuotePhreezone is actually bringing me some donuts out of fear of what I'll be like without them. Some things are necessary to maintain balance in the universe. Who knows, you miss out on donuts and we could be all changed into flightless birds in Antartica. No one wants that, it is best to be careful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #33 December 19, 2003 All this donut talk has gotten to me. I'm stopping at Krispy Kreme on my way home tonight....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #34 December 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteWow, Vallerina, come to think of it... you and Homer have a LOT in common. Most would be insulted, but he is the greatest cartoon character of all time, so that's not so bad! That could be a thread in itself...best simpsons quote. There is absolutly NO insult intended. Homer is my hero. I don't like donuts. I wish I could be more like Homer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #35 December 19, 2003 QuoteAll this donut talk has gotten to me. I'm stopping at Krispy Kreme on my way home tonight.... Krispy Kremes aren't donuts. They are a food group of their own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #36 December 19, 2003 weegegirl - we may not be movie buddies, but anyone quoting the Simpson's is instantly my TV buddies Mmmmm - Sacrilicious! (this is of course a waffle quote, a close relation to the donut. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/homer.html ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #37 December 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteAll this donut talk has gotten to me. I'm stopping at Krispy Kreme on my way home tonight.... Krispy Kremes aren't donuts. They are a food group of their own. As I told Val.... Deep fried Crack is a closer description.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #38 December 19, 2003 QuoteMmmmm - Sacrilicious! (this is of course a waffle quote, a close relation to the donut. Actually wasn't that when he ate a communion wafer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #39 December 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteMmmmm - Sacrilicious! (this is of course a waffle quote, a close relation to the donut. Actually wasn't that when he ate a communion wafer? No, homer was praying in his house (looking up), Marge noted that he wasn't looking at God, but rather a waffle that got stuck on the ceiling some time ago. It then fell off and he took a bite. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #40 December 19, 2003 QuoteIf you really are the type of person that would steal a man's donut, then yes, you are that pathetic. Agreed. I believe you need to start attending Donuts Anonymous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #41 December 19, 2003 Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game. [doorbell rings] Ned: Hidely-ho, neighbour. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two tick -- Homer: [slams the door] Why do you mock me, O Lord? Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there. [Marge scrapes it off into Homer's hands] Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious. "Homer Loves Flanders" ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JadedLady 0 #42 December 19, 2003 Val, I promise, if you show up Sunday night, I'll have a box of doughnuts waiting for you!~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #43 December 19, 2003 QuoteVal, I promise, if you show up Sunday night, I'll have a box of doughnuts waiting for you! That's it! I gotta go! If you come out Saturday night, I promise lots and lots of fun!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #44 December 20, 2003 Bump! This has got to be one of the funniest threads (next to the "victory for our constitution" thread) I have read in a while. Thanks for the laugh Val.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #45 December 20, 2003 if you need to ask US that question, don't you think there's something wrong?..... show him you're not.... see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #46 December 20, 2003 How does that saying go??? If you have to ask..... _________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
