Vallerina 2 #1 December 19, 2003 It's the holiday season, so sugar and fat are in full force at work. I have an unhealthy donut obsession, and many people here know it. My coworker Phil decided to get a donut, and he just left to go get some coffee to drink while he eats the donut. He set the donut on his desk. He looked over at me, picked up the donut, put the donut in a drawer in his desk, and he locked the drawers. Am I really so pathetic that people have to lock food so that I don't get to it????There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panzwami 0 #2 December 19, 2003 Well, I've never met you, and I have absolutely no basis for making any judgement, but yes, you are that pathetic. Matt ----- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 December 19, 2003 I'd do the same with a beer if you were in the vacinity.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #4 December 19, 2003 Maybe he was kidding. If not, maybe he is an ass.Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #5 December 19, 2003 Hell I will be on your side Vallerina. Perhaps the guy is just an asshat and "thinks" he is funny for doing this. Take heart in the fact that we all love you. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 December 19, 2003 And for the record, if I was in a office close to yours, you'd better lock that donut away Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 December 19, 2003 Me thinks it is just humor. Don't worrie about it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #8 December 19, 2003 QuoteMe thinks it is just humor. Don't worrie about it. Oh! I know! He's a good guy, and he's really funny, so I know he's just joking around, and I can take a joke! I'm not actually offended! I just thought it was funny!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 December 19, 2003 QuoteI'm not actually offended! I just thought it was funny! Yeah, funny...in a pathetic kind of way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #10 December 19, 2003 Yes, you really are that pathetic. BTW, useless info, I dunno if you got your new avatar from the net or from personal photos, but if it's from the net, I can tell you EXACTLY where that sign is. It's on the (south?) end of bourbon st., new orleans, at a bar that is known for their HUGE ASS BEERS. These things are f*cking HUGE!! If I remember correctly, it's close to a gallon of Bud Light.... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #11 December 19, 2003 I know! It's Miller Lite, though, which is why I didn't have one! Mmmmmardi Gras! Oops...I meant to attach the full pic here, WrongWay!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 December 19, 2003 Apparently, you are creating concern in the minds of donut owners. This is a small problem. In another thread, you were solving the worlds problems. I figure there must be a net value on this. You should solve more than you create. I think you are still on the winning side (unless someone brings in a dozen donuts). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunman 0 #13 December 19, 2003 If you really are the type of person that would steal a man's donut, then yes, you are that pathetic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 December 19, 2003 All i can say is it's a damn good thing they don't make cotton candy donuts... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #15 December 19, 2003 QuoteI know! It's Miller Lite, though, which is why I didn't have one! Mmmmmardi Gras! Aaaaaahhhh Miller Lite, I see. You goin this year Val?? I'm gonna be headed down there for sure, and if you and Sethy Poo need a free place to crash, I have lots of friends at Tulane and UNO. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #16 December 19, 2003 Pathetic, no; dangerous round other peoples donuts & beer - YES. Perhaps it's cause you look older than me - he didn't trust you. Older people are dangerous too (no personal offense is to be taken by this or any coment I ever make). There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 December 19, 2003 I'm sorry, but if anyone leaves a donut in plain view with noone watching it, that donut becomes fair game. I thought everyone knew this. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #18 December 19, 2003 Agree. If I was around an unguarded donuts, you can bet I'd be eating it. And yes Val, if you were around and I had to leave a donut near you, you bet I'd lock it up or take it with me. That doesn't mean I don't love youMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #19 December 19, 2003 QuoteI'm sorry, but if anyone leaves a donut in plain view with noone watching it, that donut becomes fair game. I thought everyone knew this. See!!! That's what I'm talking about!!! There's an unwritten rule that no donut can be "claimed." Donuts are not objects that one person can own. They should be treasured and adored by all.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #20 December 19, 2003 Locking the donut is funny. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #21 December 19, 2003 QuoteI'm sorry, but if anyone leaves a donut in plain view with noone watching it, that donut becomes fair game. I thought everyone knew this. Chris That's like my dumb ass intern. We have a cabinet in the kitchen where our company buys cookies, chips, snacks, etc and stocks it. He put his own bag of chips in there, and then was all pissed off that someone ate it. I asked him why he put it in the community food cabinet if he didn't want anyone else to eat it, He asked where else he should put it. I said, "How about your desk?". He didn't think of that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 December 19, 2003 QuoteLocking the donut is funny. How about a "club"? Put the bar through the hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #23 December 19, 2003 vallerina, that is funny as hell. i think you need to go to donuts annonymous. hi, my name is vallerina, and i have a donut problem... why is that so funny? am i really that retarded or did i just need a good laugh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #24 December 19, 2003 hi, my name is vallerina, and i have a donut problem... Now THAT is funny!! I guess if the rule is that in view & unattended = up for grabs, than it makes sense for him to lock it up. Very hilarous though. Val prob needed it more than he did anyway! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #25 December 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteLocking the donut is funny. How about a "club"? Put the bar through the hole. Good one, it would really make the point. Of course, the obvious response would be to eat all the donut except the little bit wedged in. If it's powdered sugar, make sure you have some on your mouth and fingers while denying the crime. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
