firstime 0 #1 December 21, 2003 now that your a skydiver, it will piss you off when someone asks (Christmas time) what size are you. You quietly say to yourself ...." shit ,one pair of jeans is 2 jumps".. Hey you laugh but all of us have thought the same thing. Heres the deal.. when one asks that question, just look up & smile. and prepare for the "is that all you think about" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #2 December 21, 2003 Or the ever needed NEW GEAR . . . My Christmas list this year was "Honey I have been measured and have chosen my colors and Sherry has the form in her office. It will cost 343 dollars to 2 week rush it and get it here before Christmas, so all I want is my new jumpsuit. That's it , no socks, no underwear, no new car, no new watch. Just my suit and I have done all the work for you." "Oh yeah and if my family asks what I want, get them to chip in and by me a hand mounted Altimaster III and a Bonehead Havoc Helmet, large. . ." We shall see if she is an obedient wife . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #3 December 21, 2003 QuoteWe shall see if she is an obedient wife . . . Maybe you would have better luck using the words "really cool wife" for getting you a jumpsuit even if you did all the prep work.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bendywendy 0 #4 December 21, 2003 Yeah, I think the term obedient wife used even in jest would deserve an asskicking at least it did when my ex tried it on me but then 'obedient Wendy' would definitely be an oxymoron. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #5 December 21, 2003 Well I had told my parents that all I wanted for Christmas were jump tickets...and I get back from Cali and find three presents wrapped for me, and I know one is a bottle of perfume and another is a dvd, probably Tomb Raider II which I told them I wanted to buy just for the wing suit BASE scene, the other is a really large heavy box...I was hoping it was full of jump tickets for Eloy, but I seriously doubt they bought any and so it better be a nice new digital video camcorder... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #6 December 21, 2003 QuoteMaybe you would have better luck using the words "really cool wife" for getting you a jumpsuit even if you did all the prep work. well . . . she has a great sense of humor so I never worry about her being offended Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #7 December 21, 2003 Yeah my Dad siad he did not even want to hear about it when I told him I was skydiving . . . suffice it to say he probably sent a sweater or something equally not me . . .. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
