chopchop 0 #1 December 16, 2003 On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A Xaos in a new Wings. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three coaching dives, two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four sunny days, three coaching dives, two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five birdman jumps. Four sunny days, three coaching dives, two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings! On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six videos, five birdman jumps. Four sunny days, three coaching dives, two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings! On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven ponds for swooping, six videos, five birdman jumps. Four sunny days, three coaching dives, two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings! On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight free packjobs, seven ponds for swooping, six videos, five birdman jumps. Four sunny days, three coaching dives, two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings! On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine belly-fliers , eight free packjobs, seven ponds for swooping, six videos, five birdman jumps. Four sunny days, three coaching dives, two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings! On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten kickass hybrids, nine belly-fliers , eight free packjobs, seven ponds for swooping, six videos, five birdman jumps. Four sunny days, three coaching dives, two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings! On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven freefly 2-ways, ten kickass hybrids, nine belly-fliers , eight free packjobs, seven ponds for swooping, six videos, five birdman jumps. Four sunny days, three coaching dives, two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings! On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve skyvan tickets, eleven freefly 2-ways, ten kickass hybrids, nine belly-fliers , eight free packjobs, seven ponds for swooping, six videos, five birdman jumps. Four sunny days, three coaching dives, two new ProTracks and a Xaos in a new Wings! mine aren't really this good but I'm pretty happy anyway.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 December 16, 2003 On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve porn theatre tickets, eleven yellow condoms, ten tickling feathers, nine body oils , eight silky tiedowns, seven leather masks, six tubes of analeze, five golden showers. Four hand jobs, three titee fucks, two blow jobs and a doll for your out of town trips! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 December 16, 2003 and a beer.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #4 December 16, 2003 turtle.. are you ruining my nice thread? with your sextalk? Bad turtle-badger! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 December 16, 2003 Moi? Nope, just amazed that you didn't do it first.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #6 December 16, 2003 this was a sweet Christmas thread and you FUCKED it all up.. Bad Badger turtle thing.. BAD! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 December 16, 2003 On the days after Christmas my true love said to me:" Sure glad you had an insurance policy ...since that xoas in wings" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 December 16, 2003 Yeah Turtle! Why you always gotta smutt up Chopchops threads...? You know he'd never do that to you or anyone else for that matter. You should be ashamed of yourself. Go stand in the corner. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #9 December 16, 2003 Now now...can't we all just get along? If not....there will be plenty of coal for people's stalkings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 December 16, 2003 Quotethere will be plenty of coal for people's stalkings. Whats on your mind BB? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 December 16, 2003 QuoteQuotethere will be plenty of coal for people's stalkings. Whats on your mind BB? Obviously porn... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #12 December 16, 2003 i start this nice sweet thread and all of a sudden there is all this bickering and fighting and evil thoughts about secret life insurance policies and cut lines and stalkers and stuff.. I'm gonna go back to threads about sex and my plaything.. nobody ever bickers on those threads... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 December 16, 2003 I meant that in a good way... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #14 December 16, 2003 Oh Goodie! A Naughty Christmas song thread!!!... ahem!... I'm dreaming of a Horny Christmas-by Lany G. I'm dreaming of a horny Christmas- Just like all Christmas's before... With Wine and Candy- The naughty talk is dandy... For this night I will play your whore.... I'm dreaming of a horny Christmas- With every stroke I put on you... With a blow job "tighty"... And your errect "mighty"... And positions that I never knew..... I'm dreaming of a horny Christmas- In hopes that you'll be horny too... so just grab my pillow- Your bunch of willow.... 'Cause someone's Horny here for you!!!... To be continued.... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 December 16, 2003 See what you started Turtle? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #16 December 16, 2003 Sweetie.. that sounds like every night since I met you.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #17 December 16, 2003 QuoteObviously porn Wrong. Gosh didnt' your parents ever threaten you with coal in your xmas sock for being less than good? LOL QuoteI'm gonna go back to threads about sex and my plaything.. Please dont. Most are pretty well done with all that. Course there is always www.porn.com or dial 1-900-babe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #18 December 16, 2003 ok.. since you all started corrupting my thread.. I gotta dole out the punishment.. The spanking line starts to the left.. Turtle is first... I'm spanking him with a paddle with holes in it.. then Betsy, Sunshine, Shannon and I'm saving Plaything for last cuz spanking plaything always leads to good stuff. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 December 16, 2003 Damnit BB, you promised not to give out my phone number!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #20 December 16, 2003 QuoteSweetie.. that sounds like every night since I met you.. Tehe he he he... I know... I just can't help it! I am just a horny little girl... Naughty, Naughty, Naughty Me.... I need a spanking _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #21 December 16, 2003 Yay! I mean oh no not that!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 December 16, 2003 QuoteI am just a horny little girl... Naughty, Naughty, Naughty Me.... I need a spanking Take it to the privacy of your bedroom...or where ever you play. QuoteDamnit BB, you promised not to give out my phone number!! Oops sorry SunnyOne I wanna talk about Christmas! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #23 December 16, 2003 well.. sometimes we play by the fireplace and it's all decorated for Christmas.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 December 16, 2003 QuoteI wanna talk about Christmas! Ok, well christmas would be better if my sweetie would tell me what the fuck he wants!! I already got gifts for a few people... chopchop - a framed picture of me girlfalldown - a corkscrew BB & Loudiamond - Head n Shoulders HH - a digital fork Clay - sheepherding lessons wingnut & JT - spell check for Dummies Yoshi - christmas snowglobe Wrongway - RW suit Ladyskdiver - CA cheese Bytch - Xaos 94 ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #25 December 16, 2003 QuoteBB & Loudiamond - Head n Shoulders Bwahhhhhhhhhh! Um should we share? QuoteHH - a digital fork Just make sure that the digi reads red! LOL maybe he needs a red stun gun..yeah thats it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites