bodypilot90 0 #1 December 22, 2003 Reasons to stay the way I am! A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for something to eat. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some Budweiser with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man, "I haven't play golf in over 20 years!" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you home with me and have a terrific dinner cooked for you by my wife." The homeless man was astounded, "Won't your wife be furious with you I know I look all shabby, and I know I smell pretty bad." The man replied, "Don't worry about it, that's okay. I just want her to see what happens to a man who's given up Budweiser, gambling and golf." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #2 December 22, 2003 I am going to show this to my wife! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
