hobbes4star 0 #1 December 22, 2003 A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof so he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat." "When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #2 December 22, 2003 haha! thanks for the morning laugh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #3 December 22, 2003 cute!! Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #5 December 22, 2003 what to do in a terrorist attack __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #6 December 22, 2003 dude, those are damn hilarious!!! ROTFLMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #7 December 22, 2003 Quote what to do in a terrorist attack that is friggin funny _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #8 December 22, 2003 If you think that is funny, check this out!It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #9 December 22, 2003 I see we have a deputy, here. A little Jedi-in-training! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #10 December 22, 2003 QuoteA little Jedi-in-training! There is nothing sci-fi, star wars, nor jei about me. Please don't attack me personally like this.It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #11 December 22, 2003 christmas funny"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #12 December 22, 2003 Quotechristmas funny Ok, I just bought a new keyboard about ten days ago and now you owe me a new one -- iced tea does not do a keyboard good! And my ribs hurt... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #13 December 22, 2003 Quotechristmas funny OH MY GOD! I actually pissed myself! Thanks a lot you plick! Changing my pants now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
