Jayruss 0 #1 December 22, 2003 #1: Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? #2: Wanna see my 12-inch elf? #3: I've got something special in the sack for you! #4: Ever make it with! a fat guy with a whip? #5: I know when you've been bad or good... so let's skip the small talk! #6: Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink wink!!!) #7: Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it. #8: I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear. #9: Screw the "NICE" list... I've got you on my "NAUGHTY" list, Babe!!! #10: Wanna join the "Mile High Reindeer" club? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #2 December 22, 2003 Ok I know the requirements for the Mile High club but... Quote#10: Wanna join the "Mile High Reindeer" club? Would that imply that you'd have to do it with a reindeer for membership too? (and no I'm not into animals that way) "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 December 22, 2003 Quote(and no I'm not into animals that way) As a friends says, "I love animals, but I don't love animals." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #4 December 22, 2003 Not what I heard? As my father always said Love your animals . . . just don't get caught. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #5 December 22, 2003 I like those, heheheheheTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #6 December 23, 2003 Quote#1: Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? #2: Wanna see my 12-inch elf? #3: I've got something special in the sack for you! #4: Ever make it with! a fat guy with a whip? #5: I know when you've been bad or good... so let's skip the small talk! #6: Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink wink!!!) #7: Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it. #8: I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear. #9: Screw the "NICE" list... I've got you on my "NAUGHTY" list, Babe!!! #10: Wanna join the "Mile High Reindeer" club? #11: You can be my Ho-Ho-Ho..! #12: Come with me to the North Pole and I'll show you my South Pole! mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites