happythoughts 0 #1 December 22, 2003 Really! clicky QuoteThe key to happiness - and sanity - for women could be to spend the whole of their lives single, research has suggested. Quote women who stayed single enjoyed much better mental health than those who had married or suffered a relationship split. So...they are supposed to never have a relationship because the split would make them unhappy? Usually the ones without a little sumpin' in their lives are pretty testy. Quoteserial relationships were good for men's mental health, but had an adverse effect on women. The key here is "serial relationships". I'm thinking that women who just have "serial meaningless sex" are probably happier. I'm not a doctor, but I play one in bars. I'm doing a study next week...ladies? QuoteThe team, led by Dr Michaela Benzeval... Of course, the reason that the study contradicts its own findings could be explained if Dr. Michaela is a single, serial-dating wacko. Getting married just drags the men into that quagmire of illogic. I like to see research funding wasted on something that I can enjoy reading. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #2 December 22, 2003 QuoteI'm not a doctor, but I play one in bars. That's some funny shit! lol!! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #3 December 22, 2003 I knew my fear of commitment was just a way to keep me healthy! I wasn't just perfecting the random, drunken make-out...I was solving all the world's problems again.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 December 22, 2003 QuoteI was solving all the world's problems again. I'm still creating more than I'm solving, so I've got a net loss going. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 December 22, 2003 What are the three types of men? The handsome, the caring and the majority. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #6 December 23, 2003 I thought the best part was: "Related stories: Scruples survey finds modern women are liars" Sounds like they've been talking to my ex-gf's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #7 December 23, 2003 Quotewomen who stayed single enjoyed much better mental health than those who had married or suffered a relationship split. I thought women who stayed single just enjoyed keeping duracel in business? Did . . . I . . . say . . . that . . . out . . . loud? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #8 December 23, 2003 QuoteReally! clicky QuoteThe key to happiness - and sanity - for women could be to spend the whole of their lives single, research has suggested. Proof men drive women crazy JK fellas!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 December 23, 2003 QuoteProof men drive women crazy Why drive them? It's a short walk... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #10 December 23, 2003 men don't get married, we surrender"Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 December 23, 2003 That was so unnecessary. Now try again and this time, say something nice. We are talking about womens mental health today. It is hard enough to deal with these crazy beeyochaze without someone being negative. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #12 December 23, 2003 After extensive research, I have compiled the Top Ten things we know about women..... 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Will post a follow-up poll soon. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #13 December 23, 2003 **** 5 SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP * 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. * 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. * 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. * 4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love to you. * 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 December 23, 2003 Quote* 4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love to you. I try to be number 4, but sometimes I just have to fake it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #15 December 23, 2003 something nice...."Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 December 23, 2003 QuoteAfter extensive research, I have compiled the Top Ten things we know about women..... 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Will post a follow-up poll soon. <>oooh I know ! I know!...They have boobies!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #17 December 23, 2003 hahaha!!! that's good stuff...."Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #18 December 23, 2003 Hehehe.. I cant take credit.. I got it in an email. But I thought it applied... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 December 23, 2003 This is a relationship thread and it was totally appropriate and contained no penis jokes. Some of the guys are a little self-conscious, not me you understand, just some other guys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #20 December 23, 2003 You want penis jokes??? I got penis jokes.... (actually I dont.. so dont call me on that..) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 December 23, 2003 That is ok. No penis jokes is fine. However, Freud would have book deal based on your sig line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #22 December 23, 2003 A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?" So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one." The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too." "I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy bitch.''"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #23 December 23, 2003 Understanding a Woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You want REALLY MEANS You want -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We need REALLY MEANS I want -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes REALLY MEANS No | No REALLY MEANS No | Maybe REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hang the picture there REALLY MEANS NO, I mean hang it there! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something today you're really not going to like. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, and those lavender sheets would look great in the bedroom Did you bring your checkbook?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #24 December 23, 2003 Damn you single "you're a nice guy but i just wanna fuck you over and over again" women. I'm not a piece of meat ya know!!!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
