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jumpinjackflash

The ASS WINS!!!

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Ok, so, none of us are surprised... but here goes

Ass 55 / 45%
Chest 19 / 15%
Waist 13 / 11%
Lips 6 / 5%
Legs 16 / 13%
Hands 2 / 2%
Feet 0 / 0%
Neck 11 / 9%
Ears 1 / 1%
Tongue 0 / 0%

Re the eyes? Sorry, very good point, beautiful eyes are a must. Also the face? Well, thats too "Broad" I was looking for a certain "spot".

I was let down by the hands though, honestly, a pretty feminine set of hands nicely manicured is extremely sexy, and, apparently the women like a nice strong set of hands as well, so...

To all those, that wrote in asking where "the mind" was? Come on folks? In my book it's a given that there must be an exceptional intellect behind those eyes.

Of course, I can't knock those who are looking for a little "boot" and absolutely "no ties", course, the qeustion then is, if after, thats it? Why would a mind be needed?

If my thought is, "After this I gotta run" because the concept of having to actually be with this person frightens me?

Well, I don't want to ruin the whole male concept here, but, if thats the case, I don't go there to begin with.

In other words, I consider mind/spirit to be a "must have" otherwise I find it hard to take that next step...

Only one caveat, one. Drunk. If your drunk, all bets are off because then caution gets thrown to the wind and well, hell, we've all been there.

My only question for this one is, alot of people sure feel the need to get hammered and go "oops", is that because we need that to forgive ourselves for being naughty? Why can't we be naughty without being wiped out? I don't know the answer to this, it may be, it's okay to get a little physical without planning a life together?

Even so, I still need some intellectual stimulation to get me going...

Honestly though? I can't remember a time in the last 20 years that I woke up with someone that made me want to run... Though I have questioned my judgement, but who hasn't?

In closing this poll was a public service announcement. It's purpose was largely entertainment and not to be taken as anything "butt" B|. In honor of another fine dz.com poster, if anything about this poll offends you, bite me.

"It's just an ass"?

Uh huh, and Everest is just a hill.

:)
Peace And Love to you all, and happy holidays,



jjf


in order to fly, you must throw yourself at the ground, and miss...
It's a gas, gas, gas...

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