pop 0 #1 December 23, 2003 Found this in my email today: ADULT SEX QUIZ Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Rugs Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or a rug, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 December 23, 2003 LMFAO!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #3 December 23, 2003 I like. I just sent it to my wifeBottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #4 December 23, 2003 Cute, POP,... but I think I heard all these before.... Hmmm.... Could it have been from "Old Jokes.com?".... lol... Just kidding buddy _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 December 23, 2003 ROFLMFAO!! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
