Caption this:

[yardhippie 0]

-the Sarge is gonna be pissed if I dont find that Hummer!
or
"chili cheeseburger, why the hell did I eat a chili cheesburger!"

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[sdgregory 0]

Only People in Columbus will get this one


"In response to the trunk monkey phenomenon, Columbus Police of issued the New Trunk Pig."

[samhussey 0]

Support the war on terror! Invest in your very own home protection system! Available at all good outlets...

[n2skdvn 0]

Hey guys I'm awake !!!I'm awake!!!!

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[samhussey 0]

Seconds later, tragedy struck when Private Smith lost both his legs as the car boot slammed shut.

PS: "car boot" is English English for "trunk".

[Tailgate 0]

Ok I am part of a standoff ina tall building. Hmmmmm .... if I sneak my BASE rig out of the car and tell them I want to secure the roof.......

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Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

[wzettler 0]

Ray was unimpressed with his new assignment in the "new anti-car jacking task force."

I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.

[caress 0]

" I really like to cum in strange places, wait till this officer goes to use that shotgun!"

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

[EdC 0]

1. Field-testing the new Ronco trunk dumper.
2. Due to recent water conservation efforts in California, law enforcement officers are now required to recycle their bodily waste for compost.
3. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit hiding in the trunk.
4. Mob car salesman, “See you can fit a body in the trunk.”
5. The new hide and go seek champion.
6. New roadside assistance program, the car comes with a mechanic in the trunk.
7. You’re supposed to ride up front for those HOV lanes on the highway.
8. I still can’t find the damn wheel lock key.

Big Ed

[WrongWay 0]

"That's the last time I let my girlfriend convince me to get "kinky"!!!! "

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[PhillyKev 0]

Stupid f%^&ing C.O.P.S. cameraman hogging up the front seat.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Something I've seen on other forums is a "caption this" thread.
Let's try it.

Mine: LAPD's new porta-potty!

S - U - P - R - I - S - E!

Oh, wait. . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Kat69 0]

Saddam..!?! I am looking some place for you!!!

What do you mean they already cought him??

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Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me
Then spank me like a bad puppy dog.
Ms_Kitty

[LoudDan 0]

..."Are we ther yet??? Did we make it over the border??

Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

[sdgregory 0]

"After arresting the robber who posed as a S.W.A.T. team member the officers realized too late that they had removed the back seat the night before to remove the blood stains from the victim of their last beating."

[sdgregory 0]

If noone sees me I can remove this recording device before we start beating on the suspect.