happythoughts 0 #1 December 24, 2003 ...if you get shot and don't realize it until the next morning. clicky QuoteA Louisiana man who was shot in the leg as he left a nightclub didn't know he'd been hit until the next morning. The victim told police he must have been shot near the Dream Club in Alexandria. He admitted he was drunk and didn't notice the wound until he woke up in the morning, reports the Town Talk newspaper. Police officers were called to a local medical centre where the man went for treatment at about 11am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #2 December 24, 2003 My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 December 24, 2003 It's the SOUTH. so......__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 December 24, 2003 That's the nice thing about the South, you don't have to be elected to public office to do stuff. Southerners are empowered to do their own drunk, stupid stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #5 December 24, 2003 You have to hang on to the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth. -or- You put one foot on the floor to stop the room from spinning and realize its the wrong foot and then put the other foot on the floor to correct the spin. Merry Christmas Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #6 December 24, 2003 If your too drunk to fish! you people from up north are always making fun of, ridiculing, insulting us down here in the South.. tell me one thing.. this being so, WHY THE FUCK are you ALWAYS coming down here! Sometime we get pretty tired of your sorry asses! However, come on down, we'll gladly take your money that you spend on trinkets and beads and other garbage that we would normally just throw away!-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 December 24, 2003 Quoteyou people from up north are always making fun of, ridiculing, insulting us down here in the South.. tell me one thing.. this being so, WHY THE FUCK are you ALWAYS coming down here! I make fun of the monkeys when I go to the zoo, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 December 24, 2003 Quoteyou people from up north are always making fun of, ridiculing, insulting us down here in the South.. Well...you are always doing something stupid, I mean, c'mon, read the article again __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 December 24, 2003 QuoteA 22-year-old man was accidentally shot to death on Christmas Eve after he placed a plastic cup on top of his head and consented to his friend's request to try to shoot it off (Aurora, Colo.). I realize that he was from Colorado, but let's be careful out there on Christmas Eve. It could happen anywhere. clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 December 24, 2003 3 guesses on the contents of the cup. "Hold my beer and watch this..." "My hands are full, I got this here rifle." "Ok, then, I'll just stick it on my head for a second then." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 December 24, 2003 QuoteI make fun of the monkeys when I go to the zoo, too. Hope you are far enough away from the cage so that it is clear to the other visitors who is who. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #12 December 24, 2003 QuoteQuoteI make fun of the monkeys when I go to the zoo, too. Hope you are far enough away from the cage so that it is clear to the other visitors who is who. You and the Bytch conspiring against me? Don't make me fling my poo at you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 December 24, 2003 When you were drunk last night - it takes you 10 minutes to find your car. When you were f---ed up drunk last night - it takes you an additional 10 minutes to get the grass out of the grill. When you were wasted drunk last night - it takes you 10 more minutes to drive your now-clean car to the ER to get a bullet out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 December 24, 2003 QuoteYou and the Bytch conspiring against me? Ummm...no. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 December 24, 2003 A pic of the new Colorado pistol range. Best he has to work weekends too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 December 24, 2003 I believe every word. Have you ever been to Alexandria? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #17 December 25, 2003 Had a few nights like that myself back in the day... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #18 December 25, 2003 Quoteyou people from up north are always making fun of, ridiculing, insulting us down here in the South.. well.. if you've ever been anywhere else.. the people in the south do seem a little ass-backwards and kinda slow.. if you know what I mean.. yeah.. why do you northerners always do that.. I mean Jethro and Granny and all the uncle-brothers and stuff run a pretty tight ship.. You all are gonna be nice when I live down there part time, right? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
