Dumpster 0 #1 December 25, 2003 According to an "association" of mine, I'm have to be rich, because (accusation tone of voice here-) according to a good friend of thiers, who has jumped "a couple times" each jump I make costs at least $175.00 And since I make about a hundred jumps a year, I spend at least 175,000.00 on skydiving each year. (actually MORE, because since I jump my OWN GEAR, it costs more for "insurance".) All that, plus my $1250.00 a month mortgage and the $400.00 payment for Sharon's Trailblazer, and just the fact I ride a Harley (that's paid for), I must be making about $400,000.00 a year minimum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #2 December 25, 2003 How you doin'? Will you be my skydiving "Sugar Daddy"?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 December 25, 2003 BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #4 December 25, 2003 Quoteit costs more for "insurance" lol! That is funny...my friends keep telling me that I won't qualify for insurance since I skydive. Ah, well, insurance is overrated. DZDiva...mind if we share him? If he's making $400,000 a year, there's more than enough to go around, I think! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #5 December 25, 2003 Nah, I don't mind sharing! I'm sure he wouldn't mind either! Huh, Lenny?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #6 December 25, 2003 Lenny, Im a little jealous here....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #7 December 25, 2003 Ladies - There's plenty of Lenny to go around!! Of course I don't mind sharing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #8 December 25, 2003 Dagny.... you marry him, take him for all he has after the divorce, then i'll be down in florida so you can be my sugar momma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #9 December 25, 2003 QuoteLadies - There's plenty of Lenny to go around!! Of course I don't mind sharing! Gee, how did I know you were going to say that?!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #10 December 25, 2003 Wow, I can tell it's Christmas! DzDiva doesn't mind sharing...you rock! Lenny is willing to be shared...nice! Time to put away the jello. No need for any girl-on-girl wrestling here! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #11 December 25, 2003 QuoteWow, I can tell it's Christmas! DzDiva doesn't mind sharing...you rock! Lenny is willing to be shared...nice! Time to put away the jello. No need for any girl-on-girl wrestling here! I'm in a giving mood! Don't be too hasty about putting away the jello!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #12 December 25, 2003 [Beavis voice] Hehehehe, Yeah Yeah - Jello! - Jello rules! It RULES!! heheheh!!!![/Beavis voice] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #13 December 25, 2003 Quote[Beavis voice] Hehehehe, Yeah Yeah - Jello! - Jello rules! It RULES!! heheheh!!!![/Beavis voice] Don't forget the whipped cream! Nothing like jello with whipped cream!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #14 December 25, 2003 Not as rich as they think you are. 100 jumps at $175.00 each is $17,500.00 not $175,000.00 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #15 December 25, 2003 Duh - Friggin misplaced decimal points- But like they were saying- Just goes to show ya how much "they" know - Gotta laugh at it! I'm still rich to spend twenty grand or 200 grand at a sport - And this came from a person who spent like $500,000 on a 4,500 sq ft house for just he and his wife - And a little annoying dog that could double as a dust mop- I gotta laugh!! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #16 December 25, 2003 QuoteNot as rich as they think you are. 100 jumps at $175.00 each is $17,500.00 not $175,000.00I was about to say, wow, they're ignorant and stupid, a dangerous combination. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #17 December 25, 2003 So friggen' ignorant - I wasn't even paying attention to the math - I would Love to spend 20k a year - A new rig or two every year and all the jumps you can eat - Pretty sweet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #18 December 25, 2003 Quote According to an "association" of mine, I'm have to be rich, because (accusation tone of voice here-) according to a good friend of thiers, who has jumped "a couple times" each jump I make costs at least $175.00 And since I make about a hundred jumps a year, I spend at least 175,000.00 on skydiving each year. . Now that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!!! Skydiver/Rich...That strikes me as an oxymoron...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
