stupid is as stupid does, Forest

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Sicily Man Arranges Shooting to Woo Woman

ROME (Reuters) - A man in Sicily asked a friend to shoot him in the groin in the hope of making his ex-girlfriend feel sorry for him, police said on Friday.

Police in the central Sicilian city of Piazza Armerina said they became suspicious when the 27-year-old went to hospital with wounds from a hunting rifle's pellets in the groin area.

At first he said the wounds had been caused in a hunting accident, but later admitted he had asked a friend, 16, to shoot him in an attempt to win back the affection of his girlfriend, who had apparently left him because of his violent character.

The man's wounds are expected to heal, doctors said. Police said the man, and the 16-year-old, had been charged in connection with the shooting. Local reports said the man's ex-girlfriend had made clear she never wanted to see him again.

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[Sheenster303 0]

The things some people do........ I swear that people get stupider and stupider everyday.

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

[CrazyIvan 0]

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The things some people do........ I swear that people get stupider and stupider everyday.

I second that.

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[kelel01 1]

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The things some people do........ I swear that people get stupider and stupider everyday.

You mean like saying "stupider and stupider"?

Kelly

[DShiznit 0]

LMAO!!! He deserved it........

[Sheenster303 0]

I was wondering if anyone would catch that. Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Should have known it would be the grammar police who caught me.

(Maybe now everyone will think I did it on purpose.....)

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

[Nightingale 0]

if he'd managed to castrate himself, he'd have won a Darwin Award. The only qualification is "Permanent removal from the gene pool."

[RoadRash 0]

ROFLAO!!! I heard about that on the news...what a moron...!!!!!!! Got what he deserved...

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[happythoughts 0]

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A man in Sicily asked a friend to shoot him in the groin in the hope of making his ex-girlfriend feel sorry for him, police said on Friday.

I guess this worked out quite well. Imagine if his g/f decided to feel sorry for him and take him back. She would be as ridiculous as him then.

We wouldn't want two people that stupid having kids.