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CrazyThomas

Miscellaneous funnies

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What is E.T. short for?
Because he has little legs.

How can you tell when Barbie has her period?
Your tic tacs are missing.

What's the similarity between women and spaghetti?
They both squirm around when you eat them.

How long does it take a woman to clean the toilet?
Who cares, as long as dinner is on the table by 6.

What does K-mart stand for?
"Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too"

Have you heard about the new Barbie doll?
It's called Divorce Barbie. It comes with all Ken's stuff.

How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!


Thomas

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