Beer rules?

[pop 0]

When making your first jump in the year 2004, do you have to buy beer?

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[skybytch 273]

Did you just say the "f" word?

[pop 0]

I meant pre-second

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[turtlespeed 226]

Oh man, that just opened up a whole big assed can of worms. . .

Have you done any coach jumps this year,
How about a seet flyyy poseeeetion this year?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[McDuck 0]

I've never really looked, but I'm fairly certain that worms don't have prominent posteriors. But I catch your meaning.

If it DOES apply, at least the beer lights around the globe won't be wanting.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
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[Beerlight 0]

You PW!......

[FliegendeWolf 0]

Bottom line: if you have to ask, you already owe.

A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

[JoeyRamone 0]

Nope, Just Puff Puff Pass......Hits from the bong.

[pop 0]

Now we are talking

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[sdgregory 0]

I don't know but what I do know is that this will be a year of first for me. First night jump, first group freefly, first jump at a boogie, first sit fly at a boogie, first pack job at a boogie, first WFFC, first four way at a boogie, first funneled exit at a boogie, First boogie, first jump in another state, first more-than-4-way, first jump with someone I met on DZ.com, first jump in my new rig, First jump in my new helmet.

Oh and I owe beer for my first jump at NOT my home DZ and first jump in my jumpsuit and first jump with my altimeter and first jump out of a non-super otter and first ride to altitude with someone from DZ.com.

Damn i am gonna have no money to jump with

[skydivexxl 0]

A keg is roughly 6.75 cases, and a little cheaper!

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[sdgregory 0]

So what I gotta buy two kegs then? Sheesh!

[akarunway 1]

Better be a keg of Heiny tho

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[skydivexxl 0]

Do I need to bring back my good beer/ green bottle / import tirade...

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[catfishhunter 2]

If it ain't listed on the "Official" Beer rules then it don't count. Since I don't drink I am real careful to pay attention to the "Official" Beer rules so the drinkers can't try and get me to supply them for every imaginable "f---t" If it is on the list I have no problem buying.Of course the drinkers kinda hate it when i bring in O'Douls Which are by the way "Green Bottles!"

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Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.

[sdgregory 0]

Does guiness come in a keg? Or a barrel? and if so, how much? I would not waste my time on Heiney. Maybe some Bass. How about a keg/barrel of Guiness and a Keg of Bass and I can kill all my firsts for the year with Black and Tans?

[peachsouthern 0]

See thats why I learned the best place to make your firsts is at a boogie with free beer. I'd be buying a brewery for all the firsts i had at Eloy!!!! My A, first jump on my rig and jumpsuit, first rodeo (thanks perky), first fruitloop (thanks pop), first tub (thanks katiebear and viking), and the list can go on on....

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein

[skydivexxl 0]

Go with sierra, full sail, or maybe a nice american wheat...PYRAMID (shameless plug!..........)

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[ozthebum 0]

Guiness does indeed come in a keg. We always had one in the bar where I used to work. Not sure how much it was though.

[sdgregory 0]

Sweet Black and Tans it is! Now who wants to come to AerOhio and help me empty these suckers?!

[TitaniumLegs 8]

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Since I don't drink ... (snip) Of course the drinkers kinda hate it when i bring in O'Douls Which are by the way "Green Bottles!"

Non-drinkers and minors are entitled to provide a case of pop/soda/Coke in lieu of beer. This allows for the provision of refreshments during the jump day. Some people consider that since this alternative is only a fraction of the price of a case of beer that two cases would be appropriate.

So it is written.

(>o|-<

If you don't believe me, ask me.

[sdgregory 0]

And what if we refuse to buy anything? What is the penalty? Hmmmm?

[TitaniumLegs 8]

That is well-documented here (#8 and 9). There is much further wisdom here.

Share and enjoy.

(>o|-<

If you don't believe me, ask me.

[jsaxton 0]

I was the first jumper on the first load at Byron this year!
In 2002 I was the last jumper on the last load at Byron and the first jumper on the first load in 2003 at Byron.

No one asked me to buy beer.

[jsaxton 0]

TIP: Always do your "pre-second's" at a boogie that has free beer.