Cause of mad cow disease found!

[souleh 0]

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?" replied the farmer.

"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

The reporter continues, "Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"

Sorry

'buttplugs? where?' - geno

[Guest]

BOOOOO!!!

mh

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[CrazyIvan 0]

Now I know for a fact that the end of the world is at hand

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[souleh 0]

Aw, Ivan, I thought you wanted my manbabies. Now I feel all unloved. *sniff*

'buttplugs? where?' - geno

[CrazyIvan 0]

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Aw, Ivan, I thought you wanted my manbabies. Now I feel all unloved. *sniff*

There...there.

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[Antithesis 0]

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I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky

[Lee03 0]

Ugh......

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To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities.

--Nevil Shute, Slide Rule

[souleh 0]

lol

'buttplugs? where?' - geno