turtlespeed 226 #1 January 2, 2004 Sorry Fellas, I dropped the ball . . . As some here have read, I quit smoking a month ago. One of my incentives was that Skymama said she would kiss me if I did. Last day at Eloy - Sunday, She did. I am sorry to say that I dropped the ball . . . My lips were chapped, I'm sure my breath was attrocious, and she caught me off gaurd(read: evidently I am shy) I had all these plans to make her melt in her RW Suit, but alas . . . I know there is no excuse for this behavior, but I still ask . . . please forgive me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 January 2, 2004 I forgive you my son NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 25!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 January 2, 2004 QuoteI forgive you my son NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 25!!!! In my defense, she was looking HOT and just a little intimidating . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wzettler 0 #4 January 2, 2004 I thought you were gonna say that you dropped the ball and smoked a cigarette. That would have called for a caning (sp?). You may continue on with your push-ups now.... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #5 January 2, 2004 Well, now you only have one choice..... Fly to Florida and Make Things Right!!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #6 January 2, 2004 Dude, no worries. Once those push-ups are finished, understand that any semi-sane individual, when faced with the possibility of a kiss from Skymama, would mess themselves and babble incoherently. At least you didn't do THAT. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #7 January 2, 2004 I think I speak for most guys here when I say that YES you wasted your chance here. Again speaking for most of us, I would have walked around applying chapstick every 5 minutes in the anticipation of a Skymama kiss. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 January 2, 2004 See, and in there lies an excuse . . . I didn't think that Hottie Skymama would actually go through with it - not knowing me and all.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #9 January 2, 2004 Anything that helps you sleep at night after this missed opportunity, my friend. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #10 January 2, 2004 QuoteSee, and in there lies an excuse . . . I didn't think that Hottie Skymama would actually go through with it - not knowing me and all. Do not underestimate the power of a soccer mom!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 January 2, 2004 <> *Shuffles away*I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #12 January 2, 2004 Buck up little camper. I'm sure you have other bad habits you could attempt to break if promised another chance. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 January 2, 2004 Hmmmm. Think She'll go for it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #14 January 2, 2004 If it's repugnant enough and the cessation of it would improve your health and longevity. Can't hurt to give it a shot. Plus, a little shameless self-promotion never hurt anyone. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 January 2, 2004 Any suggestions?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #16 January 2, 2004 Start smoking again -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #17 January 2, 2004 Hmmm, you aren't addicted to any horrible substances like meth, crack or Vivarin are you? I hear caffeine is really bad for you (swigging from my 5th soda today), and there are reasons to quit that along with cigarettes. It's just as difficult to quit, too...or so, I've heard. You have to be careful that whatever you decide to quit isn't TOO repugnant. You don't want to fabricate something that would drive people away simply due to the fact that you would have to quit it in the first palce...like uncontrollable flatulence. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #18 January 2, 2004 YOU PUTZ! DAMNIT MAN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! Oh wait . . . who am I kidding? I prolly would of screwed it up too. Um yeah you can um just go to Deland and fix it right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 January 2, 2004 Hmmm - lessee - dubya dubya dubya - dot - expedia dot com search for roundtrip tickets to orlando w/ rental car. . . . naw - then she'll I'm stalking her.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 January 3, 2004 QuoteStart smoking again BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! No, Turtle tell her you won't pull below 1,500 ft again if she kisses you. Or you won't skydive blindfolded again. Or you won't try hook turns at 30 feet... That'd do it! (PS...if you've never had a low pull/dangerous aerial activity, then certainly don't admit that now...)~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #21 January 3, 2004 Yeah really keep that to yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #22 January 3, 2004 I don't know her, but I know even after looking at that lil pic in her avatar, I'd prolly screw it up too. She is just too cute man. So, your forgiven. How to get it back? Shit, I don't want to appear to obvious, but she's a sweetheart and all. Think about it? She offered the kiss to a stranger, for quitting smoking, you did, she took care of it right? IF I WERE YOU? I'D WALK RIGHT UP TO HER, GIVE HER MY BEST LITTLE BOY SMILE AND SAY.... SKYMAMA, I WASN"T READY BEFORE, I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU MY BEST SOUL KISS, CAN I TRY ONE MORE TIME? Wouldn't hurt to blush a lil here, but I'm sure you will anyway. My bet, She'll give you one more whack at it. Someone as sweet as that couldn't deny a sincere request for a do over! Let us know how that works out for you, okay? jjf would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #23 January 3, 2004 QuoteIn my defense, she was looking HOT and just a little intimidating . . . How is that unusual? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 January 3, 2004 You bad bad boy. I must come kick your ass now. Seriously, don't worry about it. Quitting smoking must be very hard. Get back on the wagon and try again. :) ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #25 January 3, 2004 You guys are hilarious. Clint, your kiss was just fine and I didn't notice anything bad about your breath. I did notice you were a little shy about asking for it in person compared to on the internet! As for thinking that I wouldn't go through with it, I'm a woman of my word.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
