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turtlespeed

I'm so ashamed . . .

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Sorry Fellas, I dropped the ball . . .

As some here have read, I quit smoking a month ago.

One of my incentives was that Skymama said she would kiss me if I did.

Last day at Eloy - Sunday, She did. I am sorry to say that I dropped the ball . . .

My lips were chapped, I'm sure my breath was attrocious, and she caught me off gaurd(read: evidently I am shy)

I had all these plans to make her melt in her RW Suit, but alas . . .

I know there is no excuse for this behavior, but I still ask . . . please forgive me.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I forgive you my son :P

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 25!!!! >:(



In my defense, she was looking HOT and just a little intimidating . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Dude, no worries. Once those push-ups are finished, understand that any semi-sane individual, when faced with the possibility of a kiss from Skymama, would mess themselves and babble incoherently. At least you didn't do THAT. :PB|
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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I think I speak for most guys here when I say that YES you wasted your chance here.

Again speaking for most of us, I would have walked around applying chapstick every 5 minutes in the anticipation of a Skymama kiss. ;)

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See, and in there lies an excuse . . .

I didn't think that Hottie Skymama would actually go through with it - not knowing me and all.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Anything that helps you sleep at night after this missed opportunity, my friend. :P
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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See, and in there lies an excuse . . .

I didn't think that Hottie Skymama would actually go through with it - not knowing me and all.




Do not underestimate the power of a soccer mom!
7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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Buck up little camper. I'm sure you have other bad habits you could attempt to break if promised another chance. B|
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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If it's repugnant enough and the cessation of it would improve your health and longevity. :P

Can't hurt to give it a shot. Plus, a little shameless self-promotion never hurt anyone. B|
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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Hmmm, you aren't addicted to any horrible substances like meth, crack or Vivarin are you? ;)

I hear caffeine is really bad for you (swigging from my 5th soda today), and there are reasons to quit that along with cigarettes. It's just as difficult to quit, too...or so, I've heard. :P

You have to be careful that whatever you decide to quit isn't TOO repugnant. You don't want to fabricate something that would drive people away simply due to the fact that you would have to quit it in the first palce...like uncontrollable flatulence. :D
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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Hmmm - lessee -
dubya dubya dubya - dot - expedia dot com

search for roundtrip tickets to orlando w/ rental car. . . .

naw - then she'll I'm stalking her.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Start smoking again;)



BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! :D:D

No, Turtle tell her you won't pull below 1,500 ft again if she kisses you. Or you won't skydive blindfolded again. Or you won't try hook turns at 30 feet...:$ That'd do it! (PS...if you've never had a low pull/dangerous aerial activity, then certainly don't admit that now...)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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B|


I don't know her, but I know even after looking at that lil pic in her avatar, I'd prolly screw it up too.

She is just too cute man. So, your forgiven. How to get it back?

Shit, I don't want to appear to obvious, but she's a sweetheart and all. Think about it? She offered the kiss to a stranger, for quitting smoking, you did, she took care of it right?


IF I WERE YOU? I'D WALK RIGHT UP TO HER, GIVE HER MY BEST LITTLE BOY SMILE AND SAY....

SKYMAMA, I WASN"T READY BEFORE, I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU MY BEST SOUL KISS, CAN I TRY ONE MORE TIME? Wouldn't hurt to blush a lil here, but I'm sure you will anyway.


My bet, She'll give you one more whack at it. Someone as sweet as that couldn't deny a sincere request for a do over!



Let us know how that works out for you, okay?



jjf


would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
It's a gas, gas, gas...

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You guys are hilarious. :ph34r: Clint, your kiss was just fine and I didn't notice anything bad about your breath. I did notice you were a little shy about asking for it in person compared to on the internet! ;) As for thinking that I wouldn't go through with it, I'm a woman of my word.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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