Anti-terrorist activity

[GARYC24 3]

WE ALL KNOW THAT IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4:00 PM Eastern Time ALL-AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK IT’S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD SIX-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

[turtlespeed 226]

I am soooo There!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[SpeedRacer 1]

So it's all about boobies and beer??

Wow. Just like everything else in life.

Speed Racer
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[ACMESkydiver 0]

ROFLMAO!!!!

I guess this gives new meaning to setting up a 'Neighborhood Watch'

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[SpeedRacer 1]

New plan for setting up anti-Taliban bases:

Open up Hooters franchises in Afghanistan.

Speed Racer
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[McDuck 0]

I suppose it's a foregone conclusion that Ivan will be outside with BELLS on along with that beer?

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.