tunaplanet 0 #1 January 5, 2004 Who picked the "under" on the 'will the marraige last 2 months'? LOL Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #2 January 5, 2004 "LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- Britney Spears filed for an annulment Monday of her two-day-old marriage to a childhood friend, saying she lacked understanding of her actions when she got hitched on the spur of the moment." It is good to know she is lacking the understanding what Marriage actually is..... That is funny, is she not the one that was going to "wait" till she was married. Again proof that celebrities are mostly stupid (my opinion) Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 January 5, 2004 Quote"Plaintiff Spears lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to the marriage," the annulment petition said. Definatly from the shallow end of the pool.....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 January 5, 2004 Who'd want to be married to BS anyway? She can't cook or pack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 January 5, 2004 QuoteDefinatly from the shallow end of the pool.... Pretty, stupid ones have their place too. OK....so it's mostly as party favors....but ya know..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #6 January 5, 2004 >That is funny, is she not the one that was going to "wait" till she was married. Perhaps she got tired of waiting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 January 5, 2004 I bet she doesn't even know how to make a nice sammich... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 January 5, 2004 QuoteI bet she doesn't even know how to make a nice sammich... You have restored my faith in womanhood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteI bet she doesn't even know how to make a nice sammich... You have restored my faith in womanhood. You are too kind, sir. And insightful - I AM, in fact, quite a character... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #10 January 5, 2004 she said in an interview that she slept with Justin Timberlake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #11 January 5, 2004 Quoteshe said in an interview that she slept with Justin Timberlake. Why do they call it "sleeping" together when they're doing anything but sleep? PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #12 January 5, 2004 She's got enough cash to hire a few cooks and packers.....and buy the DZ to boot. For that I'd be willing to marry her for awhile. Just so long as I had a prenup stating I don't have to actually have to try and make intellectual conversation with her....and that if we split she can't have my rig.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #13 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteshe said in an interview that she slept with Justin Timberlake. Why do they call it "sleeping" together when they're doing anything but sleep? And that would be a post for the "Irritating Phrases" thread. Now the girl has songs where she's talking about her hand being her best friend.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 January 5, 2004 QuoteI bet she doesn't even know how to make a nice sammich... No, this isn't Jessica Simpson we are talking about. It's Britney Spears! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #15 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteI bet she doesn't even know how to make a nice sammich... No, this isn't Jessica Simpson we are talking about. It's Britney Spears! But Jessica Simpson knows how to eat Chicken of the Sea out of a can!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 January 5, 2004 QuoteBut Jessica Simpson knows how to eat Chicken of the Sea out of a can! Even though she thinks it's really chicken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #17 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteI bet she doesn't even know how to make a nice sammich... No, this isn't Jessica Simpson we are talking about. It's Britney Spears! But Jessica Simpson knows how to eat Chicken of the Sea out of a can! Yes, but to this day, she still doesn't know if it's chicken or tuna she's eating... seriously. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #18 January 5, 2004 QuoteYes, but to this day, she still doesn't know if it's chicken or tuna she's eating... seriously. ROFLMAO! That's hilarious! Poor thing.......someone needs to tell her........I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DALAILAMA 0 #19 January 5, 2004 Don't be so mean towards her! My father always had a saying. "You can't slap a retard for spilling the milk""Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #20 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteYes, but to this day, she still doesn't know if it's chicken or tuna she's eating... seriously. ROFLMAO! That's hilarious! Poor thing.......someone needs to tell her........ Poor thing, nothin' - her parents should be slapped for raising a retard. Wait, that was insulting to legitimately retarded people, who can't help it. Ooh, hey, look how apropos your quote is! This is the quote: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?" The Situation: Jessica asks her husband to explain the flaky white meat inside a can of Chicken of the Sea. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #21 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteYes, but to this day, she still doesn't know if it's chicken or tuna she's eating... seriously. ROFLMAO! That's hilarious! Poor thing.......someone needs to tell her........ Poor thing, nothin' - her parents should be slapped for raising a retard. Wait, that was insulting to legitimately retarded people, who can't help it. Ooh, hey, look how apropos your quote is! This is the quote: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?" The Situation: Jessica asks her husband to explain the flaky white meat inside a can of Chicken of the Sea. I think that show is hilarious! But really though.....I didn't think someone could be THAT stupid without a good excuse!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DALAILAMA 0 #22 January 5, 2004 No offense meant towards "Legitimately retarded people" intended."Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DALAILAMA 0 #23 January 5, 2004 And yes, she is that stupid! I was at a demonstration in Disney and met her. She asked if we were the ones that jumped, when I replied with yes, she asked "with parachutes?""Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #24 January 5, 2004 QuoteAnd yes, she is that stupid! I was at a demonstration in Disney and met her. She asked if we were the ones that jumped, when I replied with yes, she asked "with parachutes?" I'm thinking that girl should never skydive. Who knows what the hell she would do during a malfunction.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 January 5, 2004 Quote"You can't slap a retard for spilling the milk" Your dad was just probably tired of cleaning up your spilled milk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
