skycat 0 #1 January 5, 2004 Memorable Eloy quotes, I know you have them. I can only think of a few off the top of my head, but I'll add more. "This is the only kind of head I don't like" - Skymama, after getting a very foamy beer "I walk over and it's the SkyMonkey 1st responder team" - Amy, after the guy hammered inFly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflydrew 0 #2 January 5, 2004 I haven't seen weather like this in over 9 years (forgot who said it) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #3 January 5, 2004 Hey, Skycat, I was thinking about this too. SkymonkeyONE to Amazon upon first meeting her: "Woman, each one of your boobs is bigger than my head." CoconutMonkey to Deuce while shooting guns out in the desert: "Hold my beer a sec, I gotta reload" Hooknswoop, me and LouDiamond were stabilizing that guy who hooked himself into the (damn that guy was freaking lucky!) wet grass on the main landing area and Amy walks up behind Derek and asks "Can I help?". Derek is trying to keep the spectator value of the scene low and says "NO" then turns and sees it's Amy and quickly says "Uh, YES!". This leads to another memorable quote when Amy sees the guy thrash all his arms and legs, proving he's not broken and she says (something to the effect of): "Nah, he's OK" Then Brian Burke rides up in the golf cart and says: "Hey, if we can move him, let's get him outta here, we got jumpers landing" (Big heart, that guy ) Finally (for now) Brian Burke to me, when I successfully completed an 150 yard downwind swoop on my Spectre from the secondary landing area way out into the desert: "That wasn't smart" Me, in my head: Piggyback dancing with Skycat was memorable too, but that wasn't a quote. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sarge 0 #4 January 5, 2004 Quote SkymonkeyONE to Amazon upon first meeting her: "Woman, each one of your boobs is bigger than my head." Damn! that man does speak his mind .. Doesn't he? ,-- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 4 #5 January 5, 2004 9:00 am Sunday morning. Me: "Damn! It's colder than s*** out here!" Omar : "Yeah....me and Greg were watching the balloon earlier, thinking how crazy those b******* were for jumping this morning." Me: "Ummmm....I was one of those crazy b*******." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Swoopyswoop 0 #6 January 5, 2004 LMAO duece, I saw that landing man and I want you to know all the hollister peeps were cheering for you on that one. What a cool landing, until bryan walked up to you that is LOL. He didnt think it was as cool as we did "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Swoopyswoop 0 #7 January 5, 2004 Swoopyswoop to myself after the bazillion cross country load on a velocity 103 " Jesus dude what were you thinking?" "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 4 #8 January 5, 2004 How far away from the DZ was the exit point ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 January 5, 2004 Please see the attached picture. Yes, I said, "Oh look, anal beads!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #10 January 5, 2004 a pitiful 3 miles *shakes head* they could have put us out atleast another three miles and we could have made it backI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 January 5, 2004 QuoteYes, I said, "Oh look, anal beads!" Figures that Sunshine was in that pic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #12 January 5, 2004 "Cheeseburger and Go Fast" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 4 #13 January 5, 2004 Yuck.....you should be able to do 6-7 miles even on a no-wind day. To me, it's a fun x-country when only half the jumpers make it back to the DZ. Unless it was a sunset load, and they didn't want to hunt for y'all all night. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #14 January 5, 2004 "Sunshine's naked again." I know, I wasn't at Eloy, I just figured this quote was as common as "Beer." Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #15 January 5, 2004 Quotea pitiful 3 miles *shakes head* they could have put us out atleast another three miles and we could have made it back that's not a cross country that's a poor spot. What height did ya deploy?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #16 January 5, 2004 Quotethat's not a cross country that's a poor spot. No doubt......Skreamer regularly gets out farther away than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #17 January 5, 2004 QuoteYes, I said, "Oh look, anal beads!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Figures that Sunshine was in that pic. We had a female bonding moment while looking at sex toys. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteYes, I said, "Oh look, anal beads!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Figures that Sunshine was in that pic. We had a female bonding moment while looking at sex toys. Yes, and you have good taste, Sunny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 January 5, 2004 Quote"Sunshine's naked again." I know, I wasn't at Eloy, I just figured this quote was as common as "Beer." Actually i was very mellow and well behaved this boogie. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 January 5, 2004 QuoteWe had a female bonding moment while looking at sex toys. QuoteActually i was very mellow and well behaved this boogie. Are you going to stick to that story? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #21 January 5, 2004 There were so many funny moments and quotes it's hard to remember them now. Last night on the phone with my sweetie i said something quite funny. Earlier in the day i had accidentally swallowed one of the acrylic balls from my tongue ring and when my sweetie called last night i said to him "guess what i swallowed today" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #22 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuote SkymonkeyONE to Amazon upon first meeting her: "Woman, each one of your boobs is bigger than my head." Damn! that man does speak his mind .. Doesn't he? , Mono Uno is the living embodyment of Stifler (American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding) If you don't know what I mean, watch those movies. Do the words 'No internal censor' mean anything? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AirMail 0 #23 January 5, 2004 "When you are as tall as I am and the girl is really short, you can't kiss her during sex" - Tallguy-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #24 January 5, 2004 Quote"guess what i swallowed today" Was the first thing he answered "Is there video?" 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sarge 0 #4 January 5, 2004 Quote SkymonkeyONE to Amazon upon first meeting her: "Woman, each one of your boobs is bigger than my head." Damn! that man does speak his mind .. Doesn't he? ,-- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #5 January 5, 2004 9:00 am Sunday morning. Me: "Damn! It's colder than s*** out here!" Omar : "Yeah....me and Greg were watching the balloon earlier, thinking how crazy those b******* were for jumping this morning." Me: "Ummmm....I was one of those crazy b*******." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #6 January 5, 2004 LMAO duece, I saw that landing man and I want you to know all the hollister peeps were cheering for you on that one. What a cool landing, until bryan walked up to you that is LOL. He didnt think it was as cool as we did "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #7 January 5, 2004 Swoopyswoop to myself after the bazillion cross country load on a velocity 103 " Jesus dude what were you thinking?" "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #8 January 5, 2004 How far away from the DZ was the exit point ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 January 5, 2004 Please see the attached picture. Yes, I said, "Oh look, anal beads!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 January 5, 2004 a pitiful 3 miles *shakes head* they could have put us out atleast another three miles and we could have made it backI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 January 5, 2004 QuoteYes, I said, "Oh look, anal beads!" Figures that Sunshine was in that pic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #12 January 5, 2004 "Cheeseburger and Go Fast" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #13 January 5, 2004 Yuck.....you should be able to do 6-7 miles even on a no-wind day. To me, it's a fun x-country when only half the jumpers make it back to the DZ. Unless it was a sunset load, and they didn't want to hunt for y'all all night. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 January 5, 2004 "Sunshine's naked again." I know, I wasn't at Eloy, I just figured this quote was as common as "Beer." Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 January 5, 2004 Quotea pitiful 3 miles *shakes head* they could have put us out atleast another three miles and we could have made it back that's not a cross country that's a poor spot. What height did ya deploy?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 January 5, 2004 Quotethat's not a cross country that's a poor spot. No doubt......Skreamer regularly gets out farther away than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 January 5, 2004 QuoteYes, I said, "Oh look, anal beads!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Figures that Sunshine was in that pic. We had a female bonding moment while looking at sex toys. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteYes, I said, "Oh look, anal beads!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Figures that Sunshine was in that pic. We had a female bonding moment while looking at sex toys. Yes, and you have good taste, Sunny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 January 5, 2004 Quote"Sunshine's naked again." I know, I wasn't at Eloy, I just figured this quote was as common as "Beer." Actually i was very mellow and well behaved this boogie. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 January 5, 2004 QuoteWe had a female bonding moment while looking at sex toys. QuoteActually i was very mellow and well behaved this boogie. Are you going to stick to that story? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #21 January 5, 2004 There were so many funny moments and quotes it's hard to remember them now. Last night on the phone with my sweetie i said something quite funny. Earlier in the day i had accidentally swallowed one of the acrylic balls from my tongue ring and when my sweetie called last night i said to him "guess what i swallowed today" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #22 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuote SkymonkeyONE to Amazon upon first meeting her: "Woman, each one of your boobs is bigger than my head." Damn! that man does speak his mind .. Doesn't he? , Mono Uno is the living embodyment of Stifler (American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding) If you don't know what I mean, watch those movies. Do the words 'No internal censor' mean anything? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AirMail 0 #23 January 5, 2004 "When you are as tall as I am and the girl is really short, you can't kiss her during sex" - Tallguy-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #24 January 5, 2004 Quote"guess what i swallowed today" Was the first thing he answered "Is there video?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #25 January 5, 2004 heres a conversation Sunshine-"whats a food hospital?" Sunshine-"No really, whats a food hospital?" I forget who replied-"Thats a sign stating that you can find two very important things 1 mile up the road." Sunshine-"OOOOHHHHHH" "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sunshine 2 #19 January 5, 2004 Quote"Sunshine's naked again." I know, I wasn't at Eloy, I just figured this quote was as common as "Beer." Actually i was very mellow and well behaved this boogie. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 January 5, 2004 QuoteWe had a female bonding moment while looking at sex toys. QuoteActually i was very mellow and well behaved this boogie. Are you going to stick to that story? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 January 5, 2004 There were so many funny moments and quotes it's hard to remember them now. Last night on the phone with my sweetie i said something quite funny. Earlier in the day i had accidentally swallowed one of the acrylic balls from my tongue ring and when my sweetie called last night i said to him "guess what i swallowed today" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #22 January 5, 2004 QuoteQuote SkymonkeyONE to Amazon upon first meeting her: "Woman, each one of your boobs is bigger than my head." Damn! that man does speak his mind .. Doesn't he? , Mono Uno is the living embodyment of Stifler (American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding) If you don't know what I mean, watch those movies. Do the words 'No internal censor' mean anything? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #23 January 5, 2004 "When you are as tall as I am and the girl is really short, you can't kiss her during sex" - Tallguy-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 January 5, 2004 Quote"guess what i swallowed today" Was the first thing he answered "Is there video?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #25 January 5, 2004 heres a conversation Sunshine-"whats a food hospital?" Sunshine-"No really, whats a food hospital?" I forget who replied-"Thats a sign stating that you can find two very important things 1 mile up the road." Sunshine-"OOOOHHHHHH" "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
