Nightingale 0 #1 January 5, 2004 If anyone can help with this, I know you can.... I had a rather bizarre conversation with a friend last night on the phone. (drunk dial on her part... I was sober) Somehow the subject of ...um... killing kittens came up. And we began to try to figure out all the other ways of saying "killing kittens", such as "spanking the monkey" and "flogging the dolphin" and others. can you add to our list? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #2 January 5, 2004 This one's for CrazyIvan..... "Cleaning the lightsaber"I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #3 January 5, 2004 Male Female Star Trek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FunBobby 0 #4 January 5, 2004 Punching the clown Pettin' the porker Slappin' the Salami Hitting the ceiling Rubbing one out Roughing up the suspect Taking yourself out for a date FunBobby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 January 5, 2004 "Taming the one-eyed monster" "Stroking the purple-headed warrior of love" Ok, I have to stop now, b/c I'm cringing. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 January 5, 2004 ...and I'm sure Crazy Ivan will find where this has been posted before. here's a few more: Haulin' Oats Workin' and jerkin' his gherkin Jackin' the Beanstalk One of my favorites: "Shaking Hands With the Unemployed." For a woman you say she is: Double-clicking her mouse Flickin' the switch. Auditioning the Finger Puppets Unless she's using a dildo in which case she is: Cleaning her oven. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #7 January 5, 2004 I always liked - "Shaking hands with the unemployed" .... but maybe thats just me!!Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #8 January 5, 2004 QuoteOk, I have to stop now, b/c I'm cringing. Kelly Yeah, I actually avoided this one, but you ploughed right ahead. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 January 5, 2004 QuoteYeah, I actually avoided this one, but you ploughed right ahead. Yeah, what can I say? I'm a trooper. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 January 6, 2004 Taking old one-eye to the optometrist. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #11 January 6, 2004 I like: "saving money" FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #12 January 6, 2004 How about.... "Boxing the clown" "Deveining the shrimp" "Polishing the bishop" "Robbling the nob" "Having a menage-a-moi" 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #13 January 6, 2004 OK haven't seen choking the chicken up there yet ... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #14 January 6, 2004 playing pocket pool R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #15 January 6, 2004 only know a few that haven't been said: getting a date with mrs. palm and her five daughters one handed typing MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 January 6, 2004 Quote"Having a menage-a-moi" BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #17 January 6, 2004 Well...for girls...it's 'playing with my kitty...'~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #18 January 6, 2004 Canadians will understand these references to our last Prime Minister: Choking the protestor The little guy from Shawinigan calling on the junior member Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #19 January 6, 2004 Jack Off at Perris, Boogie. Would this be one? ha ha ha ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samhussey 0 #20 January 6, 2004 Some more Star Wars ones.... Stroking the wookie Tickling Yoda behind the ears Lightsaber practice with Hand Solo Unsheathing the meatsabre Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #21 January 6, 2004 Well the first thing that cums to mind is the first 5 minutes of "not another teen movie" and PINK!-PURPLE-PINK-PURPLE I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #22 January 6, 2004 I believe that I read my all-time favorite euphemism for male masturbation in the Kama Sutra ~ "Seizing the Lion" Edited: The following texts from The Kama Sutra (which date back to the forth century B.C.), describe how Hindus relieved sexual energy when they didn't have a partner. "When men have no women to sleep with, they satisfy themselves with other kinds of vulvas, or with dolls, or else masturbate. He manages by simply "seizing the lion" [simbakranta], meaning masturbation." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
