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Vallerina

Proof that I am a good person

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I am starting the year out right by being a very good and honest person. I am writing this out so that I finally have proof at just what a wonderful person I am!

I noticed that I got a little bit more ($300 more) on my last paycheck than usual. I went through making sure I didn't lower my 401K contribution or get rid of my benefits accidentally. This morning when I came in, the first thing I did was check out my "Gross Earnings." Yes, they goofed up somehow, and they paid me too much money. I e-mailed the hr lady, and I haven't heard back from her about it yet. They'll probably take my money away (especially since someone else in my office just got overpaid as well.)

You can say that I only reported this out of fear that they'll catch it later on and fire me for stealing their money. I prefer to see this experience as proof that I am honest!

(Stealing beer, making fun of Phreezone, and other random things that people can enter here are now outweighed by my one good deed that I did today.)
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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they would not fire you
for their goof
you could have not even noticed
but later if they caught it they would just make you pay it back
happened to me acouple of times
I just set the money aside and saw how long it took them to figure it out


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but later if they caught it they would just make you pay it back


Boo! That's the part I like the least! I don't like having money that's not really mine! I was hoping that my boss gave me a surprise raise. This is why I never hope for anything! :D

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It's cool, I'll defend Phree and love him dearly if no one else will


I can't believe no one's remarked on that yet! I'll refrain since Eric might not let me use his Jedei again if I'm too mean.

More self-promotion: With all this chit chat about injuries from low-turns, I thought I'd inform you all that there are skydivers who have escaped injuries with low, flat turns! Okay, so I stupidly set myself up over power lines at 100 or so, and I said, "Uh oh, I want to get away from those," and I did. It's been awhile since I've put myself close to hazards! :D
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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yup when you reach a certain earnings level you don't pay fica..which means.... you earn way to much money and should buy us all jumps with your new found wealth as further evidence of your new good deeds attitude B|


Who said Kiwis can't fly?

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Did Seth make you go there again? :D


No, I think it was Cajun who forced us all to go!

I had mucho fun Saturday, but it's too bad I didn't get to hang out with you guys. I danced in a cage, so that made up for it.
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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(Stealing beer, making fun of Phreezone, and other random things that people can enter here are now outweighed by my one good deed that I did today.)



You know what they say... "One oops and a thousand attaboys mean zilch!"

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I think Paige is only being nice because of that whole Birdman suit ownership thing.....:D



Booo! Like I could even come close to fitting in one of his suits! Hahahahaha, that would be funny. I could wrap the wings around me a couple of times and then maybe fly one of his suits!

I love Phree because he's my transport around SGC (I'm known to many as Portable Paige) and one hell of a funny guy:P esp. when he is commentating of drunk people ;)
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