Jimbo 0 #1 January 7, 2004 Haven't seen a daily funny in a while, so here ya go. QuoteThe professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." As an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. He waited until everyone had finished. The Professor looked at them and told them: "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention." - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #2 January 7, 2004 And another one that I picked up here a while back. It doesn't stop being funny. - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 January 7, 2004 Looks like that "dead cat" pic just started to re-circulate AGAIN __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #4 January 7, 2004 med school joke = funny! cat picture = definitely NOT funny. Just sad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
