Gravitymaster 0 #1 January 7, 2004 A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, get connected and leave together. At his house, he shows her around. In his bedroom she notices it's completely packed with the cutest Teddy Bears shes' ever seen. Hundreds of cute Teddy Bears on 3 shelves. She's very impressed this guy would have so many Teddy Bears and she notices he has them organized starting with the smallest Teddy Bears along 3 sides of the room near the floor. The next shelf up has medium sized ones and the most enormous ones with huge button eyes are on the top shelf. "How sensitive and organized this guy is" she thinks. "I must get to know him better". As they begin kissing, she decides not to say anything because she is really enjoying this insight into the sensitive side of this guy. She turns to him...they kiss... and then with a hot steamy passion they rip off each others clothes and make hot monkey love all night. She is so turned on with the sensitivity of this guy that she reaches the highest level of orgasms she's ever had. With perspiration dripping from both of them, she rolls over, puts her arms around him and says "So how was it"? He lies there for what seems an eternity and finally says.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................."You may select any prize from the BOTTOM shelf". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #2 January 7, 2004 A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole ...it's ten past three in the morning!"Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 January 7, 2004 OMG! ROTFLMAO!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #4 January 7, 2004 that was pretty funny... but for gods sake man, if you copy and paste stuff in, make sure it fits on the page! I hate having to scroll to the side. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #5 January 7, 2004 I don't know why it came out that way. I didn't paste it in, I wrote it out. Anybody know why? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 January 7, 2004 the line of dots is longer than the width of the screen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #7 January 7, 2004 Doesn't the word wrap work automatically? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 January 7, 2004 There needs to be a break in the word. If there's no spaces it won't wrap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #9 January 7, 2004 A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, get connected and leave together. At his house, he shows her around. In his bedroom she notices it's completely packed with the cutest Teddy Bears shes' ever seen. Hundreds of cute Teddy Bears on 3 shelves. She's very impressed this guy would have so many Teddy Bears and she notices he has them organized starting with the smallest Teddy Bears along 3 sides of the room near the floor. The next shelf up has medium sized ones and the most enormous ones with huge button eyes are on the top shelf. "How sensitive and organized this guy is" she thinks. "I must get to know him better". As they begin kissing, she decides not to say anything because she is really enjoying this insight into the sensitive side of this guy. She turns to him...they kiss... and then with a hot steamy passion they rip off each others clothes and make hot monkey love all night. She is so turned on with the sensitivity of this guy that she reaches the highest level of orgasms she's ever had. With perspiration dripping from both of them, she rolls over, puts her arms around him and says "So how was it"? He lies there for what seems an eternity and finally says.... "You may select any prize from the BOTTOM shelf". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #10 January 7, 2004 Gotcha. Thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
