skymama 37 #1 January 7, 2004 Here's this evening's lesson: If you spill red wine all over your favorite white shirt, you can get the stain out by putting it in boiling milk. If you burn the collar of your newly stain-free shirt on the stove because you got tired of waiting for the milk to boil so you just left the shirt in the pot and went off to read the forums for a minute which turned into 3 minutes, you're shit outta luck of still having a favorite white shirt. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #2 January 7, 2004 something I learned from my karate instructor: Hydrogen peroxide removes bloodstains. The other guy decided to block my kick with his face and got blood all over my nice white uniform. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #3 January 7, 2004 White wine takes out red wine completely..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #4 January 7, 2004 "If you burn the collar of your newly stain-free shirt on the stove because you got tired of waiting for the milk to boil so you just left the shirt in the pot and went off to read the forums for a minute which turned into 3 minutes, you're shit outta luck of still having a favorite white shirt. " In my best Homer Simpson immitation: DOH!!! -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelBess 0 #5 January 7, 2004 Before you log out, just order another... The great thing about the Internet is that you can find nearly everything you want or need, and they take credit cards! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #6 January 7, 2004 well you may have burnt your shirt....but you got a cool new avatar "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #7 January 7, 2004 Yes, that is a cool picture. Who the hell took that?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 January 7, 2004 QuoteDOH!!! LOL....I know. I've always said I'm a big dork, y'all just didn't believe me. QuoteYes, that is a cool picture. Who the hell took that? Freeflyguy. He got it off this video he took. It's of me, Alana and TB99. http://northwindrigging.com/storage/BalloonEloy.wmv She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #9 January 7, 2004 QuoteIt's of me, Alana and TB99. and im guessing Mama is on the right"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 January 7, 2004 Looking at it, I'm on the left.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #11 January 7, 2004 damn wrong again......seems to be occuring more and more often lately.....but ive been up for 16 hours on 2 hours sleep...night night"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 January 8, 2004 last week's lesson: You gotta freeze the body before you put it in the wood chipper. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #13 January 8, 2004 Quote If you burn the collar of your newly stain-free shirt on the stove because you got tired of waiting for the milk to boil so you just left the shirt in the pot and went off to read the forums for a minute which turned into 3 minutes, you're shit outta luck of still having a favorite white shirt. no no, skymama... just cut off the burnt part... turn it into a really low cut shirt, and wear it to the DZ. problem solved! MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #14 January 8, 2004 From the tasteless files: "How to put on yer underwear: yellow in front, brown in back, just like mama taught me." -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #15 January 8, 2004 QuoteFrom the tasteless files: "How to put on yer underwear: yellow in front, brown in back, just like mama taught me." Funny, when I asked my mom about sex, she said "Take that thing you play with and stick it where your girlfriend pees"... Then she asked me why I threw my bowling ball in the sink."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 January 8, 2004 My mamma told me lots of great things but some of the best are her sarcasim, cynicism, and when she let me watch R rated movies way before any of my friends. Ohhh did I mention shes flyin in from Perth one week from Sunday? I aint seen her in over two years... were gonna drink A LOT! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 0 #17 January 8, 2004 My mother didn't say this but it is a good one: If your not in bed by 9:00pm then go home!!! Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
