BigWaveDave 0 #1 January 8, 2004 QuoteHey, know what stink bait is? Ever go catfish fishing? Get some stink bait (here: http://www.jpiggstinkbait.com/getbait.htm) and all you've got to do is get to work really early or stay nice and late, stick some in the bottom/back of her filing cabinet. Then, stick some in the bottom/back of a draw in her desk. Hell, smear some on her chair. Then leave, go shower and clean up (you'll want to leave to do that) and show up acting unknowingly until you smell it. Oh, wear old clothes and gloves while doing that. 2 reasons, 1, no fingerprints and 2, you don't want that smell in your hands. Well I guess my Office Space thread has turned into a practical joke thread, so I guess I'll make a new thread devoted to that. The best practical joke I ever pulled on somebidy ws called the Atomic Situp. Back when I was in Basic Training (Ft Knox - '92), we had this guy in our platoon who was a total tool. I forget his name, so let's just call him Tool. Myself and two others bet him $20 that he couldn't do three Atomic Situps. So of course he took the bet. So picture this... We blindfold the tool, and he gets in a situp position. One guy sits on Tool's knees, with his back facing him. Myself and the other guy are on either side of Tool, and we are supposed to press down on this guy's chest to provide resistance while he does the situps. He does one situp, then two...no problem. On the third, the guy on Tool's knees pulls down his shorts, and instead of providing restistance, we press Tools face into his ass. He was nose deep in asscrack for a good 2-3 seconds before he realized what was going on (keep in mind that he was blindfolded). Moral of the story: If someone bets you that you can't do an Atomic Situp, don't take the bet. So what other practical jokes do you guys have up your sleeves?“If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 0 #2 January 8, 2004 If your ever camping and somebody has an air bed with them, fill it with that expanding foam. Did that to one guy when it was in his tent, he had to saw the air bed in half to get it out (god knows why he has a saw with him) while we sat around drinking beer and pissing ourselves laughing. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
