sid 1 #1 January 8, 2004 Howard Stern said it this morning, "50 is the new 30" and as he and I both turn 50 this year I have to agree. I feel in my prime, I can outrun, out jump, out fight and out f*#k any of you young punks! I could whoop Chris Cowden's ass with one arm tied behind my back, and I'd have Pam Anderson screaming "Forget Kid Rock, I want Sid Rock!" oh shit..... who am I kidding, I need Geritol and Metamucil on a daily basis, I need Viagra and Levitra to even think about an erection, it takes me so long to drag my ass out of bed in the morning I need to eat breakfast and lunch at the same time. If I EVER get to have sex again I'm going to need a young guy and set of jumper cables just to get started. 50- the new 30 my ass (I was a wreck by 30 too)Pete Draper, Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #2 January 8, 2004 WooHoo, this means that 40 is the new 20....guess who is 40 this year?-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #3 January 8, 2004 When it comes to fighting , remember, us old guys run on one gallon of high test vs. the younger guys running on a full tank of regular. Sex, reverse thatI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #4 January 8, 2004 so thats why i feel 50... and i'm only 25 O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 January 8, 2004 and out piss any of us.... least until you get that prostate thingy sorted out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melstarr 0 #6 January 8, 2004 QuoteIf I EVER get to have sex again I'm going to need a young guy and set of jumper cables just to get started okay THIS is Hilarious Peter! you may consider yourself 'old'...but you are Very Funny, which is a Great attribute that Never "expires"* Quote50- the new 30 my ass (I was a wreck by 30 too) ....but that's the Cool part Sid ~ you can tell the tale that's why we love ya so much! IMO: 50 is NOT OLD--- 60 is NOT OLD, but 105...well, that's getting Old ~ meL* Pink Mafia / Tunnel Mafia Sister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #7 January 8, 2004 so if i'm 25, that makes me...what, 12, 13??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #8 January 8, 2004 Next time, use a bigger font so the rest of us 50-year-olds can read it. Graffiti I once saw: "Forty is the old age of youth; Fifty is the youth of old age." Probably written by some young whippersnapper. Gonna go sit on the porch and whittle and talk about the good ol' days.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #9 January 8, 2004 Hey Mel- If you want to volunteer to help Sid out with the whole "never have sex again" thing, I will volunteer to be the young guy to get you started! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 January 8, 2004 QuoteIMO: 50 is NOT OLD--- 60 is NOT OLD, but 105...well, that's getting Old Kewl.. Mel doesn't think I am old...( thanks from all of us old farts) and about the 105 thing.. I plan on still jumping.. maybe not as much as I do now at half that age.. but I plan for the long term Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melstarr 0 #11 January 8, 2004 QuoteKewl.. Mel doesn't think I am old...( thanks from all of us old farts) and about the 105 thing.. I plan on still jumping.. you are very welcome jeanne! what made me think of 105yrs. old ~ my boyfriend had a patient, a little woman, who was 105yrs. old and still feisty as ever he had to be careful listening to her heart rate, because everyone warned him-- "she will slap you when you least expect it!" and chris: you naughty silly-boy! i am a one-guy-kind-of-girl.... so i wouldn't be of assistance to sid (even though i love you & sid dearly) "i don't like you like that, i don't like you like that" you guys make me laugh A LOT! ~ meL* Pink Mafia / Tunnel Mafia Sister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #12 January 8, 2004 Well, I understand. I was strictly offerring only because I would do that for Sid, to help out! It was for no personal gain. That's just the kinda guy I am! But I still get my hug when I see you, right?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 January 8, 2004 Oh oh speaking of hugs.. I wonder how many people at Moss Point I will scare with AMAZON hugs like at Eloy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #14 January 8, 2004 I turn 54 this year. I can still do most things I once did. At least I think I can. I went skiing the other day and made it down the hill several times, but damn my thighs were burning. I don't remember it ever being that tough. I haven't tried Viagra yet, but I may have to get some soon. I heard that the main reason older men have to buy Viagra is because older women are just so damn ugly. It's all their fault.....Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
