crapflinger2000 1 #1 December 29, 2003 The following posts are now outlawed from DZ.com: - “Aren’t whuffos / newspapers / relatives / etc. stupid when it comes to skydiving?” Get over yourselves. Not everyone knows or (gasp!) even cares about this sport. Stop feeling all superior to “normal” people. -“Drop Zone / Terminal Velocity / other was not a realistic skydiving movie, and let me prove to everyone on the forum how knowledgeable I am about the sport by listing the reasons why.” -“Good-bye all, I will no longer be posting on DZ.com, I will miss you all so much (sniff sniff)” Whatever, you’ll be back in less than a week. -Anything that begins with, “How many jumps should I have if I want to….?” The answer is ALWAYS “It depends.” It depends on more parameters than you can possibly list on the forum. Listen to your JMs. -Similar to the above, anything that begins with, “What is the lowest altitude I can…?” That’s it. Everything else is allowed and encouraged. By order of ME! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #2 December 29, 2003 You might want to add, "Anything that attempts to tell people what they should or should not post within the guidelines set by the Moderators." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #3 December 29, 2003 No, I don't want to add that. That would exclude my original post, so what is the point of that? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 December 29, 2003 mmm.... woke up on the wrong side of the post whore this AM did ya? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #5 December 29, 2003 Naw. Just felt like exercising my authority. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #6 December 29, 2003 what authority? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #7 December 29, 2003 QuoteNo, I don't want to add that. That would exclude my original post, so what is the point of that? Egg-zachary! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 December 29, 2003 QuoteNaw. Just felt like exercising my authority. oh... ok... yet I belive that I must have not gotton that memo, thank you for reminding me... but i am thinking of a new thread... How low have you dreamed of pulling when you were leaving the forums? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 December 29, 2003 Ooh, I like it. Crap for moderator!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #10 December 29, 2003 Don't you know who I am? I have the authority to blather on about whatever I want to, as per limitations set by the greenies. And before you dork-asses point out that everyone has that same authority, and that that authority gives them the right to post about whuffos and such, let me say, "Fuckin Duh!" __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 December 29, 2003 Hey dude, you forgot: It's ok to psycho pack my... __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 December 29, 2003 Sometimes your only function is to serve as an example to others. Sometimes it is a bad example. Clearly, people now understand why you shouldn't start drinking until the late afternoon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 December 29, 2003 Well...I read this newspaper article that was pointing out the accuracies of Drop Zone, and they were all wrong. So you should shut up with your stupid cencorship. Because of people like you I'm leaving the forums and never coming back. But before I go, I have 250 jumps and want to try a mister bill with my friend who just got his A. What's the lowest altitude we can go before he has to let go? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #14 December 29, 2003 QuoteCrap for moderator! But you already have several crappy moderators. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 December 29, 2003 And anything involving Bush . . . With the exception of the female kind.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #16 December 29, 2003 QuoteStop feeling all superior to “normal” people. What fun would that be? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 December 29, 2003 QuoteAnd anything involving Bush . . . With the exception of the female kind. Personally, I against the type of bush also... ummm... every chance I get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 December 29, 2003 QuoteQuoteStop feeling all superior to “normal” people. What fun would that be? I am all for making fun of stupid people. If there is any stupid people who are reading this and they are offended, please respond - we can discuss it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 December 29, 2003 I wood lik to disajree! It seams that he is flinging crap again.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #20 December 29, 2003 Gork looks better in a dress than many girls do... Tis sad but true. Yes it was within my authourity to post that tid bit of info. Sorry... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #21 December 29, 2003 QuoteQuoteStop feeling all superior to “normal” people. What fun would that be? No shit?!!! We may as well stop breathing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #22 December 29, 2003 I definitely have the hips for it. Ask your sister if she REALLY still wants that dress, especially considering that my weenie was rubbing the inside of it. She may get pregnant if she wears it. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #23 December 30, 2003 God, you are hot when you speak with authority Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #24 December 30, 2003 QuoteAnything that begins with, “How many jumps should I have if I want to….?” Stock answer: "More than that."---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #25 December 30, 2003 Thanks. You should see me in Seb's sister's dress. Day-umn!!!!! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
