kerouhak 0 #1 January 9, 2004 The following is an update on the implementation of the English language as the official language of the European Community. "You will be pleased to know that The European Commission has just announced an agreement, whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as EuroEnglish." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the language is disgraceful, and it should go away. By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!! And zen ve vil tak over ze vorld!!/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NZL60 0 #2 January 9, 2004 LMAO Excellent !! Who said Kiwis can't fly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 January 9, 2004 Love it!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #4 January 9, 2004 is this real? kinda cool, but kinda hard also. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #5 January 9, 2004 no, its not real. its an internet forward thats been floating around for a long time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kerouhak 0 #6 January 9, 2004 obviously not seen by many though, IT's a joke you know! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #7 January 9, 2004 Yuck yuck yuck very funny ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #8 January 9, 2004 REPOST www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=762746#762746... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 January 9, 2004 That's a variant of this __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #10 January 9, 2004 wow 2 repost police caught that in the same minute. something I just realized... in a few years, everything that could possibly be posted will have been posted before. ivan will go nuts trying to stop em all. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kerouhak 0 #11 January 9, 2004 Well said mate! Let me try to justify the post 1. I am a 'Newbie' 2. It did get some laughs from folk who had not seen it before 3. I really don't have the time to search through all posted messages to check if th epost has been previously posted 4. There are a lot of folk who joined the forums AFTER whoever it was who posted it first, posted it (phew) Damn, I'll never be 'cool'/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #12 January 9, 2004 I agree. This whole mad 'OMG ITS A REPOST' crap is silly if the post has been made a long time ago. I certainly don't spend my remaining waking minutes searching through 820,000 odd posts If it's 'too recent' for some.. just ignore it and don't post a reply! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kerouhak 0 #13 January 9, 2004 RESPECT!/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
