Shell666 0 #1 January 8, 2004 Searched and didn't find this so I hope it hasn't been posted before ... advance apologies to Ivan if it has!! 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 January 8, 2004 Well...#23 is a repost SORRY!!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #3 January 8, 2004 Ivan.... Dude, I hang out here frequently, but how do you know about all the reposts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 January 8, 2004 Look at my avatar....I use The Force __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #5 January 8, 2004 Quote Well...#23 is a repost SORRY!!!!! Damn you're good ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 January 8, 2004 Quote Quote Well...#23 is a repost SORRY!!!!! Damn you're good ... 'Shell Hehehehehe, but I can dig out some more reposts, I just gave you a sample __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #7 January 8, 2004 Quote Hehehehehe, but I can dig out some more reposts, I just gave you a sample I have to ask...Is it that big of a deal?"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 January 8, 2004 I just got a good giggle. When I just looked at the Talkback thread titles listed in a row, I saw: 24 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY MIDDLE AGE! Masturbating Yeah, I'd agree with that one! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #9 January 8, 2004 hell no it isn't. I mean come on Ivan that post was made in 2002! You wouldn't know about it if you didn't have the search option. Now if you can remember someone posting something then thats a repost. But simply inputting each phrase into the search engine is just lame.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #10 January 8, 2004 Quote Now if you can remember someone posting something then thats a repost. But simply inputting each phrase into the search engine is just lame. I have to agree....Its pretty sad."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 January 8, 2004 Quote Quote Now if you can remember someone posting something then thats a repost. But simply inputting each phrase into the search engine is just lame. I have to agree....Its pretty sad. You guys, quit picking on Ivan! He has a reputation to uphold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 January 8, 2004 I don't care...fun is fun, ignore these grouchies __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #13 January 8, 2004 oh wow a reputation for knowing how to use the search posts link................wouldn't want to tarnish that!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #14 January 8, 2004 hijack! hijack! hijack! viking at the gates of ivan with the villagers grasping pitch forks and torches _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #15 January 8, 2004 Ok... which reminds me, I particularly liked this one: Quote 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #16 January 8, 2004 Quote I just got a good giggle. When I just looked at the Talkback thread titles listed in a row, I saw: 24 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY MIDDLE AGE! Masturbating Yeah, I'd agree with that one! LOL ... thanks, Skymama ... I absolutely cracked up when I read that. Snorting and all! My co-workers think I have completely lost my mind ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #17 January 8, 2004 Quote 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Hmm, so middle aged people have a fair bit in common with us students then Quote Now if you can remember someone posting something then thats a repost. But simply inputting each phrase into the search engine is just lame. Seems to be an effective way of PWing and getting away with it. .. oh wait.. hmm, whoops 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 January 8, 2004 Quote I just got a good giggle. When I just looked at the Talkback thread titles listed in a row, I saw: 24 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY MIDDLE AGE! Masturbating Yeah, I'd agree with that one! ...You should start another 'Fun with Thread Titles' thread, Mama...like the one McDuck did a while back...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #19 January 8, 2004 Woo! Then I'll contribute these (no thread hijacking going on here!) 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover -- Willie's Against Bush I'm done -- Masturbating american girl in london -- writing on the wall 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #20 January 8, 2004 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Quote This ones for EricaH: Want to sin before you go to church? Sorry I immediately thought of you. Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #21 January 8, 2004 I just thought that I would know WOMEN a little better by now. Instead, I can't find anyone to help me on the subject and I am much more confused than ever before. (..just kidding, I got it down - LOL) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #22 January 8, 2004 Great post!! Quote 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. LOL! Yeah! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #23 January 9, 2004 Quote Well...#23 is a repost SORRY!!!!! What? do you have a room full of Ewaks searching through old posts? Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #24 January 9, 2004 I got to wonder . . . do not believe that Ivan does it for a laugh? Or do they really think he is upset or annoyed by this repost? Ivan, search to your hearts content man. I hope you call me on my resposts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
