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I didn't realize there was anything funny in that?



Okay, look deep inside my brain. . .you will see someone who had "stop all manuevers by 6k feet. Hop & Pops are at five k at Elsinore, which is why I started laughing when I read your post. . .too funny. . .
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Hey chica, we all have our brainfarts!!!

How do ya think funneling came about?



Too funny Jason. . .

I remember on AFF 7 thinking there was NO WAY I wanted to be unstable. . .after all, I had been quite stable on every single skydive before that. . .after passing that level, I found out I REALLY ENJOY changing up my body position and seeing what it feels like. . .
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Oh, right, you're an Otter child.

turns green



Yeah, so get out here and jump with me when I get my A and then you can be one too. . .
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Darcy

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jump with me



You mean from planes, or what? >:(:D Sure, just give me about a week of driving:D

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I found out I REALLY ENJOY changing up my body position and seeing what it feels like. . .



Freeflyer! Hehe, rock on.

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Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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Oh, right, you're an Otter child.

turns green



Yeah, so get out here and jump with me when I get my A and then you can be one too. . .



Hey I am an otter child too! That exit I told you is great from the otter, you can use the bar to get into position.;)

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I saw this exit on video where the guy stands like a floater, pushes off the bar with one hand and goes into really fast barrel rolls. I've done something similar from a C182, but this looks more fun.

First thing to try in Florida in a monthB|

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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On my first jump after getting my A license I forgot that the person i was jumping with would not be right by myside like the jumpmaster was. I get to the door and check the spot. The DZO was in the plane and tells me to get out. EricaH is moving to the door and I jump out. My brain just didn't realize that the other person should be near me in order for the two way to work.

It was a learning experience like all of these situations, learning experiences.

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Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful!

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It was a learning experience like all of these situations, learning experiences.



I love the learning part of this sport. . .so much to learn and so little time to learn it in. . .every dive is a CRASH course. . .lol
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Moron here. What is funneling?



Well, since no one else answered you, I'll do my best.

Funneling is basically when an exit (or a mid-skydive maneuver, I suppose) goes to hell and gets all flippy and twirly.

I'll use it in a sentence: "My solo, poised exits always funnel because I suck, and Craig at Z-Hills nicknamed me tumbleweed." :D

Get it?

Kelly

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Congratulations on your first solos B|.

Mine will most likely be this weekend. I couldn't imagine not doing the ready, set, go mainly because if I didn't I might be tempted to hesitate on the exit :P.
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson

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I remember on AFF 7 thinking there was NO WAY I wanted to be unstable. . .after all, I had been quite stable on every single skydive before that. . .after passing that level, I found out I REALLY ENJOY changing up my body position and seeing what it feels like. . .



Yeah, yeah, yeah...:ph34r: It's all good; except when you do that to scare your instructor.:o:D

Congratulations!B|

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Yeah, yeah, yeah... It's all good; except when you do that to scare your instructor.



Mark, you know you loved it. . .me flipping over at the last minute just before pull time. . .great fun. . .lol. At least I flipped back over and got stable and pulled at the "correct altitude." I gotta remember. . .very small adjustments to body position when tracking. . .lol
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It just gets better and better. Check the attachment! B|



Yea, that Duece is quite the cameraman, huh? Amazing ability to be able to catch that one, single fleeting milisecond on that jump where you actually looked good.

:D:ph34r:;)
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Well, since no one else answered you, I'll do my best.

Funneling is basically when an exit (or a mid-skydive maneuver, I suppose) goes to hell and gets all flippy and twirly.

I'll use it in a sentence: "My solo, poised exits always funnel because I suck, and Craig at Z-Hills nicknamed me tumbleweed." :D

Get it?

Kelly



Thanks.

I can now say that I have funneled 90% of my solo exits!!!! Speaking of sucking. [:/]

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Note to . . .you were so right about not arching. . .it feels WAY better on the back.



See -

Noone has to "go over" to the Dark Side -

The Dark Side will come to you!

Resistance is futile!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Yea, that Duece is quite the cameraman, huh? Amazing ability to be able to catch that one, single fleeting milisecond on that jump where you actually looked good.




Yep....I was actually spinning on multiple axis' and he just happened to snap it at the precise moment. It sorta looks like I am smiling. It's actually screams for help. :P:D

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Noone has to "go over" to the Dark Side -

The Dark Side will come to you!

Resistance is futile



ROFLMAO. . .pretty damn amazing that just the day before I preferred nice, stable bellyflying. . .lol!

You are SOOOOOO right. . .
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Darcy

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Skyhi, granted I'm sitting here getting drunk (not to the boobies and baby oil phase yet), but I loved the post! It reminds me of everything I love about skydiving. No offense, but all of the talk about how our parachutes work and how well I'm progressing in my skills bores this the shit outta me. My parachute works, I know, naive of me, but someone else is getting paid to figure out why and how, I will just learn to fly it. As far as my skills, I would rather not kill myself or anyone else, but other then that, I started this to have fun and that's all that really matters.

Some of my best jumps were the most fubar'ed crap that ever came along, SO much fun. Glad to hear you're having a good time and not taking it too seriously :)

Pammi

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Instead...I "ready, set, go"'d myself...arched...and in freefall thought, "ok..now what? Back loop? *does a backloop* ok...nobody could see that...so now what...HUH? I'm still at 9K??? What am I supposed to do??"
and kinda watched the needle drop slowly....



...that was me, too...kinda like, "Ok...nobody's watchin'...so NOW what???" :D:D
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