hmatousek 0 #1 January 15, 2004 My friend became really irritated and actually did something about it. This made me laugh for a good 20 minutes, it's worth the read. __________________________________________________ Hello, my name is Josh and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" e-mail, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 a.d. and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this e-mail. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #2 January 15, 2004 Forwarding to those who have the humor to enjoy it. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wzettler 0 #3 January 15, 2004 Very funny! I will be forwarding as well... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 January 15, 2004 now THAT is some funny sh*t! edited cuz I haven't had my coffee yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #5 January 15, 2004 hahahaha!! That is great! I just sent it to *almost* everyone I know.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #6 January 15, 2004 My friend got it from George Carlin. I just found out but it was definately worth sharing.Life doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 January 15, 2004 OMG! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
