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Women are sick of guys complaining they're crazy and emotional. Guys should try filling their blood stream with chemicals that change the flow of nature and see how normal they act! :D

However, here's another alternative:
http://www.vasclip.com/
It seems like a good idea. Has anyone tried it or know of anyone who has? It's reversible, so men at the age of 20 who aren't sure if they want something "permanent" can get it done...I think.
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Women are sick of guys complaining they're crazy and emotional. Guys should try filling their blood stream with chemicals that change the flow of nature and see how normal they act!

I believe that is called beer...and I quote Homer Simpson "Beer..the cause and solution to all of life's problems".

"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
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Guys should try filling their blood stream with chemicals that change the flow of nature and see how normal they act!



That is called drinking. The result is usually that the brunettes become attractive at closing time. :D

Mating call of a blonde... "I am soooo drunk."
Mating call of a brunette... "Hey! I said I am sooo drunk."

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Nah, Why bother - just kut the strings on the inside - no worries, only hurts for a little while and the pleasure of feeling secure in that no more of me are going to be running around is priceless.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I'm 36 years old, and I have no children. I didn't get a "snip" either. So I think I'm doing just fine.

I've actually debated with myself on this issue. At this time in my life I'm not ready nor willing to have children. I have though gone back and forth on this issue a few times. Sometimes my clock ticks, other times it's like "I can't take care of myself, what makes me think I can take care of a child for 18yrs"



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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NO FREAKIN WAY!!! OUCH OUCH OUCH AND OUCH AGAIN!!


Non-pansy men disagree:
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About 76% of the men in Vasclip's clinical trial indicated there was "no pain at all" or "less than expected," and 99% said they were satisfied with the procedure and would recommend it to their friends.



I don't know how accurate this is:
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Both Essure and Vasclip take about three months to cause sterility, which must be confirmed by tests. The success rate is about 99 percent.


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I actually think that's a great idea. For sexually active heterosexual men, I'd suggest getting this done. It is more easily reversed than a vasectomy and odds are most men will have sex for 10 years before they want to concieve a child.

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Jeez....I don't like the idea of extra parts in my sack. :D I think I'd rather have the traditional procedure. I've thought about it but I'm fairly sqeemish when it comes to the thought of someone hacking away and burning my genitals. :$ Then I write a child support check and it changes my mind. [:/]

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It's reversible, so men at the age of 20 who aren't sure if they want something "permanent" can get it done...I think.


It says, "The VASCLIP procedure should be considered permanent" on the page. So I guess they are saying that the clip can be removed, but no promises.

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Getting Seth fixed this weekend?

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You mean she hasn't already?



she has him whiped not sniped.....:PB|:ph34r:
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Yeah, if I were a guy, I'd wait awhile before getting it done:
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Because the Vasclip procedure reduces damage done to the vas deferens, compared to a traditional vasectomy, it is thought that the success of reversing the Vasclip procedure may be better than reversing a vasectomy. The Company intends to study this exciting potential benefit during 2004 and will publish the final results of this clinical study as soon as they are available. Interim study results are not available.



At least it's not major surgery like what women have to get to be baby-free. Also, if it turns out that it is easily reversible, then a simple little insertion is so much nicer than constant weirdo hormones.
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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then a simple little insertion is so much nicer than constant weirdo hormones.



Well, I dunno. My wife gets the Depo shot every two months. No wierd hormones, not even a monthly "visitor". Not to mention much easier to reverse. Yep, stop getting the shot!
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My wife gets the Depo shot every two months. No wierd hormones, not even a monthly "visitor". Not to mention much easier to reverse.


It's every 3 months (trust me on this one!) :D

There are many problems associated with Depo. I like it, but it's not perfect. It's like any other pill...increased risk of cervical cancer. Plus, there are women who flipped out on it. Also, it can decrease your bone density. It's not so easily reversible since it can take over a year for a woman to become fertile once she starts it. Plus, if a woman gets pregnant on it, there's a good chance for major complications (since it would most likely not be a "normal" pregnancy.)

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why dosent your man get cut ,.. and you get cut too... thats only fair


Trust me...if there was an outpatient method available that was easily reversible, I would be all about it. My way of "getting cut" would involve major surgery that takes much too long to heal from, and I don't like the chance of complications involved.
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It's every 3 months (trust me on this one!)



She's standing right here behind me, saying she gets it every 2 months. (trust me on this one!):D
It's your life, live it!
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It's every 3 months (trust me on this one!)



She's standing right here behind me, saying she gets it every 2 months. (trust me on this one!):D


She may want to check that! I last went on Sept. 15, and I'm due on Dec. 6. (forgot to add I could technically wait until Dec. 13 if I wanted to.) It says so on my card! Go to the Planned Parenthood website if you don't believe me!
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It's every 3 months (trust me on this one!)



She's standing right here behind me, saying she gets it every 2 months. (trust me on this one!):D


She may want to check that! I last went on Sept. 15, and I'm due on Dec. 6. (forgot to add I could technically wait until Dec. 13 if I wanted to.) It says so on my card! Go to the Planned Parenthood website if you don't believe me!



It's a case by case basis, Val. For some reason, it wears off faster in her body (tests have confirmed it). 3 month intervals leaves her fertile for about 1 week. A dosage lowered by 1/4 and an interval lowered by 1/3 fixed all of that.

Just 'cause I'm a guy doesn't mean I have no clue as to what happens with my wife. ;)
It's your life, live it!
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RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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I believe that is called beer...and I quote Homer Simpson "Beer..the cause and solution to all of life's problems".





BEST QUOTE EVER!!! ;)
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
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The depo shot is nice until you have to stop taking it. My roommate and I both were on it for over two years and were laid up in bed for two weeks when we decided to stop taking it. Because you don't have your period, you can't flush your system out and it has to go somewhere eventually. It all comes back to haunt ya when ya stop!

Be so kind to your woman if she ever decides to stop taking depo, it was one of the worst experiences I have had. :(

Now I use the Ortho patch once a week and you don't have to get your period either because the patch has the same level of hormones for the entire month. You can slap one on after another and not have to worry. It is suggested that you do take a week off to flush things out so you don't end up in pain like coming off of depo.
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