flighty 0 #1 January 16, 2004 Tribute To New Englanders And Winter When It Comes To Cold, New Englanders Are Unfazed 60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe. 50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens. 40° F: Italian and English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down. 32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker. 20° F: Floridians don fur coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. 15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0° F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows. 10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door. 25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats. 40° below zero: Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors. 100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs." 460° below zero: All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying......."Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series. ~Cindy~ Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? Spelling and grammar errors are left as an exercise for the reader. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 January 16, 2004 Damn is Indy going to feel like they stepped into Hell when they reach the field in New England. *shiver* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #3 January 16, 2004 Quote500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing and I spent game 7 at the Boston Beer Works across from Fenway!A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Staso 0 #4 January 16, 2004 well, it was -7 last night here in Boston and i can say that all my windows were closed :) kinda chilly i must say ... stan. -- it's not about defying gravity; it's how hard you can abuse it. speed skydiving it is ... Speed Skydiving Forum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #5 January 16, 2004 sissy Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #6 January 16, 2004 ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Staso 0 #7 January 16, 2004 Quotesissy look who's talking ! someone who escaped to Atlanta, because it was too cold here :) stan -- it's not about defying gravity; it's how hard you can abuse it. speed skydiving it is ... Speed Skydiving Forum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #8 January 16, 2004 Thanks, that gave me the first laugh this week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #9 January 17, 2004 Hehe Got in an accident yeterday, so my car was out of commission, and we forgot to put dry gas in my husbands car, so the gas line froze... what did we do? We went for a walk THen to Mohegan Sun to get some free beer JenniferArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
