eeneR 3 #1 January 19, 2004 Last night my aunt took me to go see this Political Satire show "Capitol Steps" It is a bunch of current and former congressional staff members doing a singing/comedy routine making fun of current events in politics. I cried I was lauging so hard..... Check out Capitol Steps They take the show on the road all over, if you get the chance I highly recommend if you want a hilarious view on poltics and current events. It was an equal oportunity show, bashing everyone and everything. I was a bit suprized. They did some remade songs, and the best part was where they do this story, switching the first letters or words around....hard to follow, with out cracking up.....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #2 January 19, 2004 Here is one of those messed up word stories.... Let me tell you the story of that big troublemaker. That dictator of Iraq. That butcher of Baghdad. That madman, Saddam. Let me start all over. LET ME STELL YOU the tory of that trig bubblemaker. That ictator from Diraq. That bagger of butchdad. That Sadman, MADDAM Maddam has wig beapons of ass mannihilation. Wo nay is he gonna mannihilate my ass. Cow hum? 'Cuz of our learless feeder. The yesident of the Proo-Ess. Yubble-doo. YUBBLE-DOO has a Q.I. in the dingle sigits. He couldn't frick pants on a wap of the murld. And when he was a yudent at Stale he was copped by a stop ... for IUD. But Yubble-doo thinks he's a datter-lay Raul Pevere. Lun if by wand, soo if by tea, tam the dorpedos, I have not yet fegun to bite. Yubble-doo has a core wabinet full of more-wongers. Like Ronald Dumsfeld. What a nun-gut. And Chick Daney. What a white ringer. Yeah, but how 'bout all those niece-picks, smot pokers, and laming fliberals? They wouldn't gick up a pun if Hussolini, Titler, and Mojo were harashooting into Pollywood. Then there's Blanz Hicks. Alias Clinspector Ousseau. That nuke wouldn't see a fluke if one humped him on his bed. And there's a French from the stench. La la oo, Pay Garee. What a mile of perde. We oughtta give those flogs a good frogging. Franky-spanky, franky-spanky. Then there's those Terks in Jurkey. They won't let us trace our boops. And how 'bout N.U.? What a blouse of ho-hards. Full of boo-tit, hin-torn shictaterdips. It's enough to make Colin towel throw in the Powell. Except we do have one frig bend who's trot to hot. Blony Tair. He is yandsome, hung, and hung-go. Liff upper stiff, in the tittish brabloids. THE STORAL of my mory is this: Set get for stesert dorm, tart poo. Alias, thurld war wee! Yucky lou! Except this time, there's no Norman Storman. Only a lunch of boozers.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #3 January 19, 2004 Typo in the link. Corrected to: Capitol Steps Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #4 January 19, 2004 Doh thanks....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites