goose491 0 #1 January 21, 2004 Disclaimer: I fear not the repost police, let them do with me what they will. Should my post touch the life of one who has not yet seen it's contents, then I shall take my flaming knowing, 'twas not in vain. lol Read away, very funny: Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged..."What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She performs a rude act of hygiene and she gets in. Would you explain that to me?" "Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are." > My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 January 21, 2004 BBWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #3 January 21, 2004 QuoteI fear not the repost police, let them do with me what they will. Should my post touch the life of one who has not yet seen it's contents, then I shall take my flaming knowing, 'twas not in vain. That should be your sig line from now on....lol... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #4 January 21, 2004 ewwwwwwww but funny MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #5 January 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteI fear not the repost police, let them do with me what they will. Should my post touch the life of one who has not yet seen it's contents, then I shall take my flaming knowing, 'twas not in vain. That should be your sig line from now on....lol... I was totally thinking of doing that... however, I have not once changed my sig line... It may sound funny, but it is acutally quite a valid statement for me and I want to keep it. I'll just use it as a disclaimer when posting funny stuff... gotsta make people laugh... nomatter what the cost. lol My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #6 January 21, 2004 Quoteewwwwwwww but funny Yeah EWWWWW! Here's a cleaner one... also funny > > Subject: Paddy, the Irish Driver > > > > Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing > > a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his > > horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. > > > > He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that > > there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves > > again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a > > slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to > > avoid all the trees. > > > > Moments later, he hears the sound of a police siren and > > brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's > > car and asks him what on earth he was doing. > > > > Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the > > officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, > > Paddy, that's yer air freshener!" My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
