tunaplanet 0 #1 January 22, 2004 Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may easily be offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) Try Saying: I think you could use more training Instead Of: You don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2) Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter Instead Of: She's a ball-busting bitch. 3) Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late Instead Of: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? 4) Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible Instead Of: No Fucking way. 5) Try Saying: Really? Instead Of: You've got to be shitting me! 6) Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with... Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a shit. 7) Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project Instead Of: It's not my fucking problem. 8) Try Saying: That's interesting Instead Of: What the fuck? 9) Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented Instead Of: This shit won't work. 10) Try Saying: I'll try to schedule that Instead Of: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? 11) Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues Instead Of: He's got his head up his ass. 12) Try Saying: Excuse me, sir? Instead Of: Eat shit and die. 13) Try Saying: So you weren't happy with it? Instead Of: Kiss my ass. 14) Try Saying: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment Instead Of: Fuck it, I'm on salary. 15) Try Saying: I don't think you understand Instead Of: Shove it up your ass. 16) Try Saying: I love a challenge Instead Of: This job sucks. 17) Try Saying: You want me to take care of that? Instead Of: Who the hell died and made you boss? 18) Try Saying: I See Instead Of: Blow me. 19) Try Saying: He's somewhat insensitive Instead Of: He's a prick. We feel this will lead to a happier, healthier work environment for everyone! Thank You, Human Resources Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #2 January 22, 2004 Didnt you get the memo? New covers on the TPS reports too. JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fudd 0 #3 January 22, 2004 There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 January 22, 2004 Ok, I have to bump this up, b/c I think it's absolutely hilarious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 January 22, 2004 I see. Hey, it works.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #6 January 22, 2004 Thanks for a good early morning chuckleTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #7 January 22, 2004 Sent it to all the printers on our network Should be interesting when everyone else gets in to work! MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
