freeflir29 0 #26 January 19, 2004 QuoteDo they high five you too? Laugh if you want.....but yes....I did get a high five once. Some time later she asked "Can you do that tongue, finger, nipple thing again?" After I finished laughing at her I said "Sure....it's my favorite sport." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatever 0 #27 January 19, 2004 QuoteI have some friends that jumped a giant inflatable penis!! What does your friends' sex lives have to do with skydiving? soon to be gone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #28 January 19, 2004 QuoteAnna Niclole Smith???"I'm so stoned"/drugged up way, like her shows? OR THe "NEW version. Trim SPa in a MIle High club way?_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mirochristie 0 #29 January 19, 2004 Well, I`m very sorry for not being original as you say...But some of us are not that lucky to have a Dz with a Skyvan (or bigger tailgate plane), in a desert where you can throw whatever you can come up with from the aircfraft. Still, this idea (shopping cart) for me is new and hasn`t been done hereLiquidSky @(^_^)@ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenneth21441 0 #30 January 19, 2004 Back in the early 90's at Ft Bragg, I saw a man carry a bag out with him from a 130... It was loaded with cats.. My understanding was he and his wife were getting a divorce... and wanted to put it to her,.. On the ground he had straches all over his face, hands, arms and legs..... It was sick what he had done but he got what was coming to him...Kenneth Potter FAA Senior Parachute Rigger Tactical Delivery Instructor (Jeddah, KSA) FFL Gunsmith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #31 January 19, 2004 QuoteBack in the early 90's at Ft Bragg, I saw a man carry a bag out with him from a 130... It was loaded with cats.. My understanding was he and his wife were getting a divorce... and wanted to put it to her,.. On the ground he had straches all over his face, hands, arms and legs..... It was sick what he had done but he got what was coming to him... Sorry, but this man got off easy... If he killed those kitties I look forward to seeing him in hell Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #32 January 19, 2004 Uh since Clay is on the thread and people are talking about inflatable animals.. are there any inflatable sheep? How about a sheep harness for doing tandems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #33 January 19, 2004 My kids.... um when they are old enough... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #34 January 19, 2004 QuoteHow about a sheep harness for doing tandems Clay doesn't need a harness.....he's devised another method for.....um.....attaching sheep to the front of his body. Attachment points are A) under the cheststrap, and B) an anchoring point in the pelvic region. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #35 January 19, 2004 QuoteBack in the early 90's at Ft Bragg, I saw a man carry a bag out with him from a 130... It was loaded with cats.. My understanding was he and his wife were getting a divorce... and wanted to put it to her,.. Oh the Ft. Bragg stories. I know someone that became an 11B instead of his previous job as an Air Force Combat Controller because he chunked a chicken out of a 141. Apparently the leadership didn't find this funny. Even though he made a parachute and the chicken landed unharmed. Quotean anchoring point in the pelvic region. 9 Inches of steel is good........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #36 January 19, 2004 QuoteUh since Clay is on the thread and people are talking about inflatable animals.. are there any inflatable sheep omri had one at wffc last year.... it even made noises when you uh stuck your uh finger places...... well i atleast only saw people stick thier finger thier.. no idea what went on after everybody had passd out........ ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #37 January 19, 2004 Hey Dave, whatever happened to sheepy sheep?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #38 January 19, 2004 Throw Momma from the plane. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #39 January 19, 2004 Quote Hey Dave, whatever happened to sheepy sheep? Last I heard she was lost in Texas. Jessica's fault no doubt. (We must blame a woman.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #40 January 19, 2004 something along the lines of the attatched would be funny to ride out of a tail gate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #41 January 19, 2004 QuoteBeen done at the Junk days in Eloy back in 98 or 99. Saw them take out a Water Heater, shopping carts, bar stools, creepers, and lots of bikes. Sorry, not an original idea At Lost Prairie and as documented in the Lost Prairie Boogie Video.. they drove a running snowmobile out of the Skyvan... Hey it was Montana...it was 95 degrees and it burst into flames on landing.. but they did it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #42 January 19, 2004 yupi beleave my friend still has it... unless he got rid of it.... will have to check.. completly forgot..... and in scrappy's defence it isn't her fault but my friend craig's... it's was left athis house.... he did say he tried to call her though and arange a meeting but she never answered..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vt1977 0 #43 January 19, 2004 QuoteWe took a blow-up boat out of the Skyvan today in Clewiston and we trying to come up with ideas for how to put the tailgate to good use. Any ideas?? I have ALWAYS wanted to exit a tailgate on a space hopper!!! Vicki Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #44 January 19, 2004 the sheriffs car after he got you for speeding on the way to the dz ... - guess it never went that fast The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #45 January 19, 2004 Quote I have ALWAYS wanted to exit a tailgate on a space hopper!!! Vicki I have thought about you exiting with JUST a space hopper I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #46 January 19, 2004 QuoteBack in the early 90's at Ft Bragg, I saw a man carry a bag out with him from a 130... It was loaded with cats.. My understanding was he and his wife were getting a divorce... and wanted to put it to her,.. On the ground he had straches all over his face, hands, arms and legs..... It was sick what he had done but he got what was coming to him... You mean to tell me not one person on the plane had balls enough to stop him? That is just wrong. If I see someone that's going to hurt a living creature, I take a stand and try to stop them. I'm not sure I believe this story.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 January 19, 2004 Quote he did say he tried to call her though and arange a meeting but she never answered..... Jessica....not answer her phone. That's preposterous! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #48 January 19, 2004 i liked the water heater, looks like he held on for a while. This got my friend (who works a Livermore National Labs) and myself thinking that we would make a fiberglass nosecone and some fins for the water heater, paint it grey and do a Dr. Strangelove jump, complete with cowboy hat. WooHoo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #49 January 22, 2004 QuoteBeen done at the Junk days in Eloy back in 98 or 99. Saw them take out a Water Heater, shopping carts, bar stools, creepers, and lots of bikes. Sorry, not an original idea I have a junked stand-up jet ski hull waiting for the next batch of junk drops ( if ever). But if I had my pref I would love to take one of those switchblades, like in the bond movie, off the back of a tailgate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #50 January 22, 2004 Anyone know where I can get a stuffed moose?.....or maybe a stuffed ostrich.....who says they can't fly!_________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
